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Yesod

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About Yesod

Age: 32
Gender: F
Location: Deptford, NJ

Joined: 10 years ago on 04/08/04
Last Visit: 5 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“we come into this world wailing, naked, and covered in blood. why does the fun have to stop there?”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“table top roleplaying YEAH D&D! snowboard, collect swords, draw, cook, read, camp, practice martial arts, sing, yell, sleep, hang out, play mah jong in public places till 4 in the morning, random stuff that seems like a good idea at the time...”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“i fill the C.E. position of the TRIUMVERATE OF EVIL... its not my fault! they made me do it! beyond that i work at the EBgames in the deptford malll >__>;”

What's your dream job?

“pirate-kraken wrangler-assassin”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“i have a statue of the archangel michael thats been personally blessed by a preist in fatima. am i religious? not at all.... but man.... michael sure does look badass! not to mention it was fun wandering airports with a HOLY BOX. ”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“im single but not really looking for a relationship, i guess. rather for cool people and friends with similar intrests! ”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“eh... unfortunatly im touchy on NON long distance relationships as is (-_-) and the one LD relationship i had floundered, but not just becasue it was LD. as for long distance friendships? thats fine! i have tons of frinds who are far away”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“ Berserk, Berserk, Berserk, D.Gray-man, air gear, Naruto, Eva, Bleach, GTO, X/1999, Kodocha, One Peice, Speed Grapher, Saiyuki, Fruits Basket, Fushigi Yuugi, Berserk, Full Moon wo Sagashite, Trigun, Gankutsuou, Trinity Blood.... lots o stuff...”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“anything from bizzare ambient trance to death metal to power/cheesy 80's metal to classical. first 10 musicians to pop up on my playlist? autechre, edguy, iron maiden, saluki regicide, bach, samael, megadeth, aphex twin, sambomaster, and helloween. ”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“blerg. the usual. cosplay.... watchin' stuff. stuff >__>;”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“i do go to conventions! as foir which ones... that tends to be kinda up in the air. whatever ones i can afford to at the time. usually more eastern ones, tho im willing to stray. i seem to always manage animeUSA and animeNEXT at least.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“the .hack games, anything metal gear solid, Devil May Cry, Kingdom Hearts, just about anything Final Fantasy, Guilty Gear X, war of genesis, WORMS!....”

Jaeger Assignment

Yesod is currently piloting THROBBING ASTEROID with Creepy Stalker

THROBBING ASTEROID's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Terrible Blaster
  • Madness Dropkick

DOSSIER: Job is is to supply ferocious blowjobs to civilians, even during the mayhem of sexual skirmishes. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to blind everybody in a one-mile radius, pretty much ruining their lives, every so often. The only question facing these pilots, who nobody has ever fucking heard of before, is this: can they crush the Kaiju without pulverizing each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by robots in the affluent slums of Hell itself. Not all that affected by the death of some shitty cat guys that really knew how to party, in her own way. At an early age, showed much promise for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with getting thrown out of pet stores because of inappropriate touching. It was at the age of 6 that she reached puberty. As time progressed, she mastered the secrets of mayhem. Each enchanting day was a step away from the bloody satisfaction that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Slept with a village of hobos despite being addicted to blowjobs because of having nothing better to do.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up triumph despite falling in love with her mother. Thanks to her efforts, most of the town was saved and the rest was consumed by Biebermania.

When the dust settled after the touching clusterfuck, pilot was reluctantly promoted to Head Badass by the President of what remained of the world.

Experts have described her combat aptitude style as "second-rate bullshit", while others have described it as "instant boner material" and "some of the toughest mayhem since Gen. George Patton invaded people left and right."

Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.

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