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Age: 30Gender: MLocation: Phoenix, MD
Joined: 8 years ago on 01/15/09Last Visit: 8 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“And the man in the back said "Everyone attack!" and it turned into a Ballroom Blitz!”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“Go to bars, hang out with friends, go caving, hiking, anything outdoors, really. I'm an open guy, with an open mind, I do things just because I can. Anyone down for a trip to a random state?”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I do retail at Woodcraft, and I have a business where I make pens, boxes, guitars, cabinets, and other things out of wood.”
What's your dream job?
“Chasing tornadoes, going into space and establishing colonies in the name of mankind. ”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I don't have the room for that here. Seriously. ”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Here to make friends only”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“The ones that are not certifiably insane. In the Membrane.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“They're a'ok with me as long as I can see the other person every once in awhile.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Not really into it much anymore, but some of my favorites include Tenga Toppen Gurren Lagann, Eureka 7, and any series that makes you think.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Ooooo, obligatory music question. I'll listen to anything, but I prefer house, techno, metal, trance, and classical.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I watch it casually every now and then.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Otakon 2k9. Me and some friends are going there as the TF2 crew.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Spore, Mass effect, and that's about it for now.”
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