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The Virgin Queen

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About The Virgin Queen

Age: 32
Gender: F
Location: San Antonio, TX

Joined: 12 years ago on 01/17/09
Last Visit: 21 months ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Small, short, vertically challenged. Games too much. Reads too much. ??? too much.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an open relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Photography & sex, sometimes at the same time”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.


What's your dream job?


Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I pinched EJO's arse.. Well I thought it was funny. He, however, did not.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“I like nerds of all kinds - Gamer geeks, sci-fi freaks, bookworms, military nuts. Always looking for new friends.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Trust is hard when you cannot give that person a hug to assure them that you love them and only them.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“FreakAngels, DMZ, The Boys. Oh, and Helling OST > Hellsing.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Anything that will make my ears bleed - Metal, Rock, Industrial, EBM, Noise, Electronica, Avant-Garde.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Achievement whore, hentai hussy, graphic comic geekhead.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Gears, Dead Space, L4D, Mass Effect, Bioshock, Fallout 3 etc.”

Steam Nickname


XBox Live! Gamertag

“Lady Elysium”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Gears/CoD/L4D/TF2 and many more!”

Jaeger Assignment

The Virgin Queen is currently piloting MEATBALL AMBITION with reagz

MEATBALL AMBITION's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Penis-Mounted Kick
  • Untamed Foot Choke-Hold

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply much-needed blowjobs to friendly forces, even during the heartbreak of undercover skirmishes. Certainly historians will eventually salute the pilots for their role in Operation Flagrant Asskicking, during which most of Baltimore was destroyed in an effort to figure out what all of the buttons on the Jaeger's control panel actually did. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will really bum you out if the pilots don't really have their shit together. Everybody agrees: these pilots are admirable and nobody questions their dedication to choice of personal grooming habits.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of organic vegetables and intellectual stimulation. Existence was transformed permanently when nipples were seduced by assassins. It was at the age of 19 that she discovered bathing. Each withering yeast infection was a step away from being less of an asshole that her heart yearned for.

Slept with a village of hobos despite a painful recurring prolapse because sometimes life is crazy like that.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her debut fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked triumph despite annoying the shit out of a bunch of nerds. According to survivors, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was covered in sexual fluids.

Deciding to listen to everybody else for a change, she re-dedicated herself to square dancing and is basically doing alright.

So-called experts have described her sensual kissing style as "weak-ass weaksauce", while mostly everybody else has described it as "basically her new religion" and "some of the most heroic mayhem since gonhorrea invaded my ass."

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.

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