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DrunkinBartender

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About DrunkinBartender

Age: 35
Gender: M
Location: Newtonsville, OH

Joined: 10 years ago on 01/19/09
Last Visit: 7 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I am Dave. I think there may be too many Daves. You may call me Harry.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Act like an idiot with my friends, read, prepare for the zombie apocalypse, and making adventures out of any situation.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Electrical technician, fire alarm technician”

What's your dream job?

“Getting paid to learn, or being a demonic consulate.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I wear strange and random hats. Got a Sonic the Hedgehog hat because of a hassle at Gamestop. I wear it when I don't feel like people are taking me seriously.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Joy of travelling is a must. If you can enjoy British comedy, it's a plus. I'm still trying to figure out the rest.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Unless you make it a point to keep personal contact on a regular basis, they don't work on a love level. Friends can work from any distance.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“All things Miyazaki, Akira, Ninja Scroll, DB, Fist of the North Star, Cowboy Beebop, Sailor Moon, Ronin Warriors, Full Metal Alchemist, Bleach, and I'm always looking for more.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“I'm a music whore. I don't have taste in music, but I will tell you if I don't like something.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“ Casual gamer. Collect and play Magic: the Gathering. B-movies. ”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Yet to be determined, but then again it always feels that way.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Minecraft, things of the retro console generations, Catan”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“Yeknom Traf”

Jaeger Assignment

DrunkinBartender is currently piloting SLAPSHOT METEOR with estella

SLAPSHOT METEOR's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Head-Mounted Hammer
  • Ill-Advised Slicer

DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support civilians by multiplying their offensive capabilities. Perhaps historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Defiant Eruption, during which most of Los Angeles was destroyed in an effort to end this war. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they punch the Kaiju without fingerbanging each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of old martial arts movies and beatings. At an early age, showed no promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 5 that he had a sex change. As time progressed, he mastered the techniques of oral hygeine. Each grueling beat-down was a step toward the bloody satisfaction that that his sense of honor demanded.

Mentored by the greatest Jaeger pilot of all time despite being completely blind because of his immense determination.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent triumph despite infuriating his copilot. Due to his actions, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was consumed by Biebermania.

Deciding to listen to everybody else for a change, he dedicated himself to square dancing and has been making some pretty good progress.

Haters have described his sensual kissing style as "embarrassing weaksauce", while others have described it as "awesome" and "some of the most heroic mayhem since my dad destroyed your mom."

Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.

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