Mirah Hara is currently piloting BELLOWING MAJESTY with usarnaem
BELLOWING MAJESTY's special combat abilities are known to include:
Laser Missiles Overload
Foot-Mounted Cannon
DOSSIER: Primary function is to supply intense offense intended to insult the Kaiju by fucking up their genitals. Perhaps that one of its most infamous moments of the war occured during Operation Defiant Derelict when the pilots sacrificed countless homeless drunks in order to save a small amount of time. Sometimes, experienced Jaeger pilots have heaped praise upon the pilots' choice of personal grooming habits. Everybody agrees: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to general cleanliness.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by fairly normal parents in the tranquil swamps of Hell itself. Greatly affected by the conversion to Islam of father because it was her idea in the first place. At an early age, showed much promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole. It was at the age of 23 that she dedicated herself to vengeance. Each grueling lesson was a step closer to the sensitive touching that her parents expected from her.
Became high school valedictorian despite a painful recurring prolapse because of having nothing better to do. With a fighting style that combined the aroma of a seasoned expert with erotic levels of violence, termed "Elegant Tiger Style", she soon gained the admiration of nudists.
After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent crowd-pleaser despite annoying the shit out of nearly anybody that gave a shit. Thanks to her efforts, most of the city was saved and the rest was pretty fucked-up to begin with so who cares really.
In the aftermath of the touching Kaiju battle, pilot was immediately promoted to Head Badass by pretty much the only other person that was still alive.
"The thing is," says a classmate, "She'd be a lot worse at embracing my love if she opened up her hearts. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"
Psyche eval recommendation: Is gonna run this whole goddamn army someday.
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