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Age: 30Gender: MLocation: Pittsburgh, PA
Joined: 10 years ago on 02/23/09Last Visit: 5 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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“I work full time for a health Insurance company, I graduated from AIP with a bachelor's degree and now bull shit around the house when I am not napping or at work. I am in the process of working on more props and ”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“watch movies, play video games, work on props”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I am an Application Developer for a health insurance company in Pittsburgh”
What's your dream job?
“To own my own Design Company and sit behind a desk not doing much but making the "tough" decisions”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“uhm I have handcuffs and Star Wars Figures”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“someone to help make my nerdom complete”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“they are ok depending on the persona and the trust in said person”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“a lot of things that involve guns and action, I also like psychological thrillers”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“pretty much anything”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“watching random animes that catch my interest, reading star wars books, collecting comics and Pokemon cards”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“uhm probably Tekkoshocon when it comes to town”
Into games? List your favorites!
“First Person Shooters FTW”
XBox Live! Gamertag
darasuum cuyan is currently piloting RESOURCEFUL DYNAMITE with bishojo
RESOURCEFUL DYNAMITE's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary function is to unleash intense offense designed to attack the Kaiju by murdering their feelings. Cannot be damaged by violent enemy attacks. We can safely say that one of its most infamous moments of the war occured during Operation Final Rumble when the pilots sacrificed two or three psychopaths in order to save a couple of beat-up Chevy Malibus. One thing is certain: these pilots are erotic and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to partying.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a sexy robot. Father was the kind of guy who didn't merely shit the bed - he rolled around in it as well.. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with boner control. It was at the age of 19 that he discovered bathing. Reluctantly spent the next several years battling for his life in a seriously shady robot repair shop. Each withering fuck-up was a step closer to the sensitive touching that his parents expected from him.Unlocked his inner unicorn by the school of life where he studied astrophysics, where it soon became apparent that he was the type of person that never gets invited to parties.He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up triumph despite "accidentally" killing his mother. Thanks to his efforts, most of the city was saved and the rest was covered in sexual fluids.Deciding to learn a lesson, he dedicated himself to shaving his pubes and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected."The thing is," says a classmate, "He'd be a lot better at fucking up some fucking Kaiju if he hugged a puppy once in a while. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.
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