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Age: 35Gender: MLocation: Lancaster, CA
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What do you do for fun?
“Drink. Party. Watch a shit ton of movies. Chill out. Philosophize.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I'm am the 99%”
What's your dream job?
“Not Flippin Burgers.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“This Question sucks. You suck too.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Anything under 18.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“I can't have sex with distance, so no.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Trust me on this, I have great taste in anime. oh btw, I probably hate a couple of the anime that you really like.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“I like underground elitist bullshit. Oh and disco.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I like to go anime conventions and throw the most awesome fucking parties.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“LOScon, Anime La, Anime Expo, Bootycon, Dragoncon.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Mass Effect, F-Zero GX, Armored Core, Front Mission, Battle Engine Aquila.. RoBoTS Bitch, ROBOTS!”
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Anti is currently piloting QUARTERBACK MAYHEM with Beltane
QUARTERBACK MAYHEM's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Job is to unleash intense offense intended to disable the Kaiju by fucking up their children. Classified rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Resilient Unicorn, a plan to use a fucked-up, secret concentrated energy blast to end erectile dysfunction. Impervious to bad advice. Perhaps that one of its most celebrated moments of the war occured during Operation Unstoppable Hogwarts when the pilots sacrificed countless abortion clinics in order to save a fellow Jaeger pilot. One thing is certain: these pilots are admirable and have one purpose, which is to smash some Kaiju brains.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by fairly normal parents in the dangerous foothills of Hell itself. Profoundly affected by the conversion to Islam of grandmother at one really bizarre county fair. At an early age, showed great aptitude for playing the piano, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 5 that he dedicated himself to vengeance. Soon, he mastered the secrets of martial arts. Each suprisingly filthy moment was a step away from the true mastery of self-control that that his sense of honor demanded.Unlocked his inner unicorn in a secret Buddhist temple where he studied Eastern religion, where it soon became apparent that he was the type of person that never gets invited to parties. With a fighting style that combined the spirit of the toughest son-of-a-bitch you ever met with senseless sensuality, termed "Ferocious Elephant Style", he soon gained the sensitive touchings of nudists.During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his first fight against a kaiju was a completely insane crowd-pleaser despite impregnating a bunch of nerds. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that had absolutely zero friends.In the aftermath of the grueling clusterfuck, pilot was angrily promoted to bat boy for the Mets by that guy nobody really talked to but apparently had the power to promote people, so whatever."Buddy, you can study the training videos all day long," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there partying, and you're completely drunk you better forget everything he taught you and react to the life or death situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, somebody's going to get pregnant. Believe me, this is one soldier who totally gets that."Psyche eval recommendation: Can excel with a little love.
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