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Lady Ava

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About Lady Ava

Age: 33
Gender: F
Location: Randolph, NJ

Joined: 15 years ago on 04/20/04
Last Visit: 7 years ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“A jack of all trades but a master of none.”

What do you do for fun?

“And on the not nerd front, I dance, study yoga, and on occasion, enojy a nice D&D campain is fun. Anything with the arts and I'm usually there. I love music of all kinds and I love being around good people. ^_^”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Advertising Specialist at a local news paper.”

What's your dream job?

“Working as a director and/or a director of photography ”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I stared down a large 6'1 football player to the point where he was cowarding in a corner. PS: Don't call me woman. If you're a man, you won't be when I'm done with you. ”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Just friendly people. But, if you are a jackass with an attitude and don't deal with people who have different values, you can move on. I don't deal with those kind of people. You have something to say about me, say it to my face, kthx.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“If its real...close the gap as soon as you can.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Macross series, Cowboy Bebop, Gurren Lagann... Non-Anime: Avatar, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Storm Hawks, new Thundercats, Generator Rex”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Everything but Rap....Aerosmith, Bon Jovi (is god. You disagree, tough shit =P), Metallica, Flogging Molly, Linkin Park, Madonna, PLC, Black Sabbath, Smashing Pumpkins, lots of techno and Eurobeat, Classical ”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I cosplay, draw, and play video games. ”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Katsucon, AnimeNEXT, Colossalcon, AUSA, PAX East”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Tails Of series, Assassin's Creed series, Chrono Cross, Legend of Dragoon, Star Ocean series, Resident Evil Series, Suikoden series, Space Channel 5, Uncharted 2, Portal 1 & 2, Dance Central”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“Lady Ava”

Other Online Gaming Info

“PS3-Lady_Ava_ I don't really game online. But Assassins Creed Brotherhood on 360. =)”

Jaeger Assignment

Lady Ava is currently piloting LIBERTY ROBO with President Baltar

LIBERTY ROBO's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Laser Staff of Wrath
  • Womb-Mounted Bomb

DOSSIER: Primary role is supporting civilians by improving their weapons power. Classified whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Unyielding Diddler, a plan to use a game-changing, ancient aggressive handjob technique to ensure this war for human survival. As we all know that one of its most famous moments of the war occured during Operation Highway Derelict when the pilots sacrificed a whole bunch of schoolchildren in order to save the oldest remaining public library in Topeka. In the past, the pilots' parents have envied the pilots' dedication to asskicking. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will cause incurable cancer unless both pilots have been circumcised by the same doctors. The only question facing these pilots, who are bitter ex-lovers, is this: can they destroy the Kaiju without fingerbanging each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Adopted by wolves in the dangerous suburbs of Seattle. At an early age, showed much promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 5 that she discovered bathing. Each withering yeast infection was a step toward the sensitive touching that her parents expected from her.

Was accepted to Harvard despite excessive body odor because of her immense determination.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her debut fight against a kaiju was a splendid crowd-pleaser despite killing a bunch of innocent bystanders. Classified intel indicates most of the town was destroyed and the rest was covered in blood.

Deciding to learn a lesson, she dedicated herself to attempting to pilot her Jaeger sober and as usual, is really shitting the bed.

"Buddy, you can read the textbooks all you want," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there with the fate of the world in your hands, and you're completely drunk you better forget everything she taught you and react to the fucked-up situation at hand. If you don't, you're fucked. And trust me, this is one soldier who understands that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.

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