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Age: 37Gender: FLocation: Bridgewater, NJ
Joined: 13 years ago on 04/21/04Last Visit: 24 months agoType: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Hey there - I'm a hardworkin' cosplayin' home-cookin' anime nerd. Woo!”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“I LOVE to cook. I have to or else I starve, or go broke (restaurants are expensive!). I dig NPR; it is my audio-crack. Oh, and I like to sew clothing when I'm not making costumes. ”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I'm a technologist at a food ingredient company in the sweetener division. Basically, I play with food all day! ”
What's your dream job?
“Somehow it used to be acting as a restauranteur, then maybe a homesteadin' farm wife, then perhaps managing my own comic shop, now working in costuming for fairs and cons sounds cool. ”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“At an improv comedy show, I was the only one who knew what an archaeopteryx was. Good thing I didn't say queztlcoatlus, or some heads may have exploded.”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Here to make friends only”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Other grownups who share my nerdy love of stories and art.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Favorite anime include Utena, Planetes, Rose of Versailles, Escaflowne, Berserk, X, Ah My Goddess. I like a number of manga: CLAMP works, Blade of the Immortal, Lone Wolf & Cub, Hot Gimmick, Yotsuba&!, Iron Wok Jan, Naruto, Death Note, and so forth.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“I like a few different genres. Soundtracks by Yoko Kanno and Yuki Kajiura are nice. Garbage, Muse, Cibo Matto, Gorillaz, E.S. Posthumus, the Cranberries, Rob Zombie, Nightwish, the Killers, and Galneryus are a few others I enjoy.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I like to watch anime and read manga, but I don't really game - except for playing puzzle games and DDR. Thanks to the Wii I've gotten back into MarioKart though!. I love to cosplay as well, and in my nonexistent spare time I like to draw.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“None planned as of this moment.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“MarioKart, Bust-A-Move, Katamari Damacy, and DDR. Does WiiFit count? ”
Kirei the Klown is currently piloting EAGLE COWBOY with morningmimi
EAGLE COWBOY's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary function is to perform sporadic offense intended to disable the Kaiju by fucking up their heads. Top-secret scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Defiant Magical, a plan to use an unbelievable, ancient concentrated energy blast to decisively end Obamacare. Cannot be damaged by violent enemies. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are admirable and live to aggressively fuck some Kaiju children.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by mongooses in the tranquil slums of New York. Existence was transformed permanently when friends were kidnapped by giant robots, which is kind of a recurring here here. It was at the age of 5 that she stopped being a huge pussy. Each grueling yeast infection was a step toward the true mastery of self-control that her heart yearned for.Played first base for the Mets despite a painful recurring prolapse because sometimes life is crazy like that.She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked triumph despite impregnating her mother. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju with an unexplained fondness for show tunes.Following the touching clusterfuck, pilot was immediately promoted to potato peeler, first class by a particularly gentlemanly hobo who wondered that all the ruckus was about."The thing is," says her commander, "She'd be a lot better at shit in general if she took my dick out of her mouth once in a while. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.
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