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Age: 36Gender: MLocation: Langhorne, PA
Joined: 15 years ago on 04/21/04Last Visit: 2 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Been around for a while, and I check in every now and then. Easy going, but most of my time is spent going to school and working.”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“Usually hanging out with friends for video games, movies, stuff like that.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“For now I'm doing database work at Princeton University and I've started back for my Masters in my spare time. ”
What's your dream job?
“Anything where I can minimize input and maxamize output... Nah, just something that I can feel comfortable doing really.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“Can't think of anything funny that wouldn't be an inside joke... When I do you'll be the first to know.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Here to make friends only”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Not really particular, Wouldn't mind making some new friends.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“Haven't had any problems with it so far.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, Naruto, Speedgrapher”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Favorite bands right now would be the Gorillaz and the Minibosses. Lately I've been listening to alot of ambient too.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Watching anime of course. Occasionally I like drawing, and I can paint my own cels.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“I'll be stopping in at Anime Next for Saturday, and I'll be going to Otakon. No other plans yet. ”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Guilty Gear, Smash Brothers, Team Fortress 2”
Hersch is currently piloting HOTDOG CHEETAH with Brand
HOTDOG CHEETAH's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to destroy Kaiju and supply suicidally-insane tax advice to other Jaegers. During the Battle Of Washington D.C., pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to boost the morale of everybody around them while simultaneously displaying outstanding oral hygiene. One thing is certain: these pilots are drunken and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to partying.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Adopted by monks in the tranquil slums of Tanzania. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with discipline. It was at the age of 23 that he discovered bathing. Decided to spend the next several seconds fucking people up in a hidden alley. Each erotic yeast infection was a step closer to becoming a true sexual being, and was all that that his sense of honor demanded.Became high school valedictorian despite being completely blind because people figured the world was ending anyway, so who cares?.During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a delightful thing that legends are made of despite "accidentally" killing nearly anybody that gave a shit. Thanks to his efforts, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was full of ungrateful assholes.Refusing to get a clue, he re-dedicated himself to becoming even more of a badass and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success."The thing is," says his best friend, "He'd be a lot better at saving the Earth if he started touching himself a little more. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"Psyche eval recommendation: Can excel with a little love.
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