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bishojo

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About bishojo

Age: 33
Gender: F
Location: Los Angeles, CA

Joined: 5 years ago on 03/23/09
Last Visit: 22 months ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Just your average pole-dancing ninja. I am also a terrible flirt, as well as a narcissistic exhibitionist. Enjoy.”

What do you do for fun?

“building stuff, martial arts, travelling in faraway lands, reading webcomics, reading novels, gardening, wicca, making chocolate chip cookies”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I help people have babies (that's what she said).”

What's your dream job?

“Fist of the North Hollywood.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“My favorite piece of high-end designer jewelery is a 5.5mm Snap-On wrench.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“I'm interested in hot geeky girls who like whiskey and kinky sex, and making interesting friends of either gender (must like whiskey, kinky sex is optional).”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“They can be fun, but I'm more interested in meeting locals or at least people I can see in person now and then. ”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Elfen Lied, Gundam, Cool Devices, anything Miyazaki, Kamichu, Bible Black, Girl Genius, XKCD.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“euro-techno, bluegrass, alternative”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I like sexy anime, love high-art comics with good writing, and want to change my name to Elfen Liesa.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“hmm...”

Into games? List your favorites!

“I like to get drunk and play Settlers of Catan.”

Jaeger Assignment

bishojo is currently piloting RESOURCEFUL DYNAMITE with darasuum cuyan

RESOURCEFUL DYNAMITE's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Scampering Shoulder Uppercut Attack
  • Magnificent Punch of Desperation

DOSSIER: Primary function is to unleash intense offense designed to attack the Kaiju by murdering their feelings. Cannot be damaged by violent enemy attacks. We can safely say that one of its most infamous moments of the war occured during Operation Final Rumble when the pilots sacrificed two or three psychopaths in order to save a couple of beat-up Chevy Malibus. One thing is certain: these pilots are erotic and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to partying.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by loving parents in the tranquil suburbs of an average American small town. Existence was transformed permanently when friends were killed by ninjas. It was at the age of 6 that she reached puberty. Each joyful beat-down was a step toward becoming a true sexual being, and was all that that her sense of honor demanded.

Befriended a troupe of playful cats despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because of her burning passion to succeed. With a fighting style that combined the tendency toward inappropriate touching of a scampering ferret with never-before-seen levels of violence, termed "Elegant Strapping Fieldhand Style", she soon gained the sensitive touchings of perverts all over the world.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up affair despite infuriating the old lady down the block. Due to her actions, most of the town was saved and the rest was full of ungrateful assholes.

When the dust settled after the touching Kaiju battle, pilot was immediately promoted to Chief Asskicker by her first grade teacher.

Experts have described her robot piloting style as "embarrassing ass-grabbing", while people who actually know what she's talking about have described it as "the kind of thing you jack off to" and "some of the toughest Jaeger piloting since Mike Tyson ravaged people left and right."

Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.

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