The Goddamned Batman is currently piloting SPECTACULAR BASTARD with J-Rock
SPECTACULAR BASTARD's special combat abilities are known to include:
Hummingbird's Staff
Austistic Club
DOSSIER: Likes to help other Jaegers by fortifying their weapons power. Everybody agrees: these pilots are fun-loving and nobody questions their dedication to intensity.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a good example of bio-engineering gone wrong. Father was one hell of a guy -- had the kind of pecs you'd kill for. Deeply aroused by the Kaiju murder of his favorite hobo lover at the age of three. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole. It was at the age of 23 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Each grueling lesson was a step closer to the kind of shit that his heart yearned for.
Unlocked his inner unicorn by the school of life where he studied economics, where it soon became apparent that he was a once-in-a-lifetime talent.
During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent failure despite annoying the shit out of nearly anybody that gave a shit. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju with unmatched power and ferocity.
Refusing to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, he dedicated himself to attempting to pilot his Jaeger sober and has been making some pretty good progress.
"Son, you, you can read the textbooks all day long," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there fighting, and you're completely drunk you better forget everything you think you know and adapt to the life or death situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, basically everybody is going to die. Trust me, this is one soldier who has mastered that."
Psyche eval recommendation: Just needs cuddling.
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