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Age: 29Gender: MLocation: Burbank, CA
Joined: 7 years ago on 03/30/09Last Visit: 7 months agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 346 days from now
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“I am a symbol, a symbol of JUSTICE.”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I am a crazed vigilante who dresses up as a giant bat.”
What's your dream job?
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“This one time, I farted on Robin while he was asleep. He gagged, and I almost woke him up with my giggling!”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“I would like to meet every criminal in Gotham, one at a time.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“All relationships are a cocktail of chemicals firing off in your brain to cloud your judgement into procreation. I work ALONE.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Fatal Fury: The Motion Picture, Trigun, FLCL, Death Note, Princess Mononoke, Gundam 0083”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Franz Lizst, Frederic Chopin, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Tool, KMFDM, Taylor Swift ”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I have an extensive collection of files on my allies and enemies in case I ever need to put them down.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“I went to BootyCon.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“TF2, Metal Gear, Chrono Trigger, Fallout, Assassin's Creed, Arkham”
“The Goddamn Batman”
XBox Live! Gamertag
Other Online Gaming Info
“TF2, TF2, TF2, TF2, and TF2”
The Goddamn Ba is currently piloting SPECTACULAR BASTARD with J-Rock
SPECTACULAR BASTARD's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Likes to help other Jaegers by fortifying their weapons power. Everybody agrees: these pilots are fun-loving and nobody questions their dedication to intensity.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a good example of bio-engineering gone wrong. Father was one hell of a guy -- had the kind of pecs you'd kill for. Deeply aroused by the Kaiju murder of his favorite hobo lover at the age of three. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole. It was at the age of 23 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Each grueling lesson was a step closer to the kind of shit that his heart yearned for.Unlocked his inner unicorn by the school of life where he studied economics, where it soon became apparent that he was a once-in-a-lifetime talent.During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent failure despite annoying the shit out of nearly anybody that gave a shit. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju with unmatched power and ferocity.Refusing to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, he dedicated himself to attempting to pilot his Jaeger sober and has been making some pretty good progress."Son, you, you can read the textbooks all day long," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there fighting, and you're completely drunk you better forget everything you think you know and adapt to the life or death situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, basically everybody is going to die. Trust me, this is one soldier who has mastered that."Psyche eval recommendation: Just needs cuddling.
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