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About prophet7

Age: 34
Gender: M
Location: Whittier, CA

Joined: 10 years ago on 04/08/09
Last Visit: 2 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I'm like a mexican Milhouse”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“read comics, playing video games, hanging out for no particular reason”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“customer service at kohl's, cerritos college, and black mage with the mace of zeus”

What's your dream job?

“hosting a television show or doing voice work for cartoons”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I once had to talk to police while holding a wwe replica championship on my shoulder”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“I'm the kind of guy that likes to meet people from every walk of life, it's just more fun that way”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I think they're good so long as you can keep it up, not something you should just do when you feel like it”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“FLCL, Cowboy Bebop, Gurren Laggen, Speed Grapher”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“mostly 80's my top 5 bands are depeche mode, oingo boingo, talking heads, the smiths/morrissey and weezer”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“well I watch anime, play games, amd collect various figures and trinkets associated with my favorite things.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“I'm thinking of going to anime L.A. this year”

Into games? List your favorites!

“final Fantasy 9, brave fencer musashi, ristar for segs genesis”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“prophet_seven (psn)”

Jaeger Assignment

prophet7 is currently piloting ELONGATED CUTTER with Business Mouse

ELONGATED CUTTER's special combat abilities are known to include:

Womb-Mounted Dildo of Joyfulness
Raging Beam of Despair

DOSSIER: Primary function is to perform intense offense designed to confuse the Kaiju by fingerbanging their assholes. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are heroic and like nothing better than to explode some Kaiju faces.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of cocaine and tough love. Existence was transformed permanently when parents were seduced by an evil warlord. It was at the age of 19 that he reached puberty. Each grueling yeast infection was a step toward the ultimate revenge that his parents expected from him.

Was accepted to Harvard despite a painful recurring prolapse because of his immense determination.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a rousing success despite infuriating the old lady down the block. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that seemed to be addicted to heroin or something.

Following the touching battle, pilot was immediately promoted to bat boy for the Mets by the President of what remained of the world.

Critics have described his partying style as "embarrassing weaksauce", while mostly everybody else has described it as "brutally effecient" and "some of the most heroic Jaeger piloting since Arnold Schwartzeneggar ravaged nipples everywhere."

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs copious amounts of coddling.

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