Katie_Baby is currently piloting ROTUND BLACKJACK with Takoon51
ROTUND BLACKJACK's special combat abilities are known to include:
Quadruple-Haymaker Spasm
Madness Bodyslam of Vengeance
DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support other Jaegers by fortifying their weapons capabilities. May be vulnerable to alcohol. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are heroic and have an unequaled ability to destroy some Kaiju brains.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a travelling Gypsy. Father was one hell of a guy -- had the kind of pecs you'd kill for. Deeply aroused by the cyborg conversion of her favorite hobo lover at one really bizarre county fair. At an early age, showed no promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with not slaughtering literally every living being she encountered. It was at the age of 6 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Each enchanting fuck-up was a step closer to the sensitive touching that her heart yearned for.
Educated on the streets where she studied martial arts, where it soon became apparent that she was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day.
She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent failure despite falling in love with Whoopi Goldberg. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that would have made the toughest hombre you ever met shit his pants in three seconds flat.
When the dust settled after the touching clusterfuck, pilot was immediately promoted to Head Badass by her commanding officer.
"You, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all day long," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there partying, and you're completely drunk you better forget everything she taught you and react to the fucked-up situation right in front of you. If you don't, you might as well be playing for the Mets. And trust me, this is one crazy asshole who has mastered that."
Psyche eval recommendation: Can excel with a little love.
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