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Moonage Daydream

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About Moonage Daydream

Age: 46
Gender: M
Location: Chicago, IL

Joined: 7 years ago on 05/20/09
Last Visit: 5 days ago
Type: Gold Member
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“Clap your hands everybody, and everybody clap your hands!”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“We're Lambda Lambda Lambda and Omega Mu!”

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Jaeger Assignment

Moonage Daydream is currently piloting PUNCHER VALKYRIE with Lindze

PUNCHER VALKYRIE's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Resourceful Butt Bodycheck
  • Dragon's Pound

DOSSIER: Job is to support other Jaegers by upgrading their offensive power. During the Battle Of Brazil, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to remain calm while simultaneously displaying outstanding dedication to asskicking. Often, commanding officers have expressed concern over the pilots' intensity. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they crush the Kaiju without pulverizing each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a famous CEO. Father was prone to fits of melancholy. Profoundly aroused by the cyborg conversion of some shitty cat at the age of three. At an early age, showed much promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 19 that he had a sex change. Eventually, he learned the secrets of mayhem. Each suprisingly filthy moment was a step away from the kind of shit that his heart yearned for.

Unlocked his inner unicorn at Yale where he studied hand-to-hand combat, where it soon became apparent that he was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a splendid affair despite annoying the shit out of a bunch of nerds. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju a code name of "Ass Chuckle" which meant nobody really took it seriously, despite the fact that it was actually pretty tough.

Deciding to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, he re-dedicated himself to experimenting with foreplay instead of jumping right into "the good stuff" and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.

"The thing is," says his best friend, "He'd be a lot worse at shit in general if he hugged a puppy once in a while. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs copious amounts of coddling.

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