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Age: 27Gender: FLocation: Boulder, CO
Joined: 7 years ago on 05/22/09Last Visit: 3 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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“If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report. ”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an open relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“Art, photography, music. I read a lot as well... ”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I make art. And I sing. Sometimes they pay me. :)”
What's your dream job?
“I'm not sure, but I hear you can make a lot of money at the mint... *cue eyeroll...*”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Dr. Sheldon Cooper.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“I love hugs! Fly me out to see you! :D”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Deathnote, Cowboy Bebop, I My Me Strawberry Eggs, Key the Metal Idol, Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Love Hina, Shin Chan :D”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Tub Ring, Dog Fashion Disco, Frank Zappa, Mr. Bungle, Oingo Boingo, Three, Dresden Dolls, Beatles, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, MC Frontalot, Steve Miller Band, Janis Joplin, Ray Stevens, Stevie Ray Vaughn ”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I like going to cons. ”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“None, 'cause I'm lame. :(”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Plants vs. Zombies, Spore, Balderdash.... Twister? HAHAHA”
SilentSporadic is currently piloting VIRILE BEEFCAKE with Captain Goldbeard
VIRILE BEEFCAKE's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Role is to supply strategic offense designed to confuse the Kaiju by speed-humping their emotions. Everybody agrees: these pilots are fun-loving and nobody questions their dedication to intensity.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by monks in the tranquil foothills of Hell itself. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with chapped nipple. It was at the age of 19 that she had a sex change. Soon, she learned the techniques of sexual touching. Each erotic day was a step toward the true mastery of self-control that that her sense of honor demanded.Unlocked her inner unicorn at Yale where she studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that she was the type of person that never gets invited to parties.She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent failure despite killing basically everybody. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that had killed some pretty tough bastards in the past.In the aftermath of the grueling Kaiju battle, pilot was immediately promoted to Corporal by by popular demand.Jealous people have described her robot piloting style as "amateur ass-grabbing", while others have described it as "the kind of thing legends are made of" and "some of the toughest Jaeger piloting since my dad sexually dominated nipples everywhere."Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.
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