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Age: 41Gender: MLocation: San Diego, CA
Joined: 16 years ago on 05/07/04Last Visit: 7 years agoStatus: Cube Gleamer Type: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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“I'm an aspiring filmmaker just trying to be amazing. I kind of fell into film journalism by accident and spent way too long writing about cinema and not enough time being a rock and roll filmmaker. ”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“Film Festivals and making shorts.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Graphics Design, Filmmaking, and Screenwriting”
What's your dream job?
“Filmmaker, the man behind the camera”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“John Woo sends me Christmas cards every year”
Which gender are you interested in?
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Others into film and video games. People passionate about their hobbies.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“They're fun... sort of!”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Blade of the Immortal”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“The Rezillos! Punk rock and stuff.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Cowboy Bebop, FLCL, Samurai Champloo, Ninja Scroll, too many to list. ”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Comic Con, Blizzcon, and whatever else enriching that comes along”
Into games? List your favorites!
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Other Online Gaming Info
“Gears of War, Call of Duty 4, and a multitude of other games.”
nineballninja is currently piloting SLEDGEHAMMER HOTDOG with Boudicca
SLEDGEHAMMER HOTDOG's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary function is to supply intense offense designed to insult the Kaiju by fucking up their reproductive organs. Classified scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Flagrant Rumble, a plan to use an unbelievable, secret nuclear weapon to hopefully end erectile dysfunction. One thing is certain: these pilots are drunken and have one purpose, which is to piss all over some Kaiju genitals.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a loving parent. Father was a drug lord. Not really affected by the conversion to Islam of his favorite hobo lover when all he wanted was some ice cream. At an early age, showed much promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole. It was at the age of 23 that he discovered bathing. Each withering lesson was a step toward the ultimate revenge that his heart yearned for.Became high school valedictorian despite being addicted to blowjobs because of having nothing better to do. With a fighting style that combined the spirit of the toughest son-of-a-bitch you ever met with sizzling passion, termed "Invincible Monkey Style", he soon gained the praise of perverts all over the world.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a delightful success despite falling in love with nearly anybody that gave a shit. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that had absolutely zero friends.Refusing to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, he re-dedicated himself to curing AIDS and has been making some pretty good progress."The thing is," says a classmate, "He'd be a lot worse at everything if he stopped being an asshole. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."Psyche eval recommendation: Needs copious amounts of coddling.
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