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Age: 30Gender: MLocation: Edenton, NC
Joined: 11 years ago on 06/07/09Last Visit: 9 years agoType: Lifetime Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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“Blacker than the blackest black times infinity....”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“I'm a guitarist, vocalist, and writer.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I sit outback and eat babies with Corpsegrinder....”
What's your dream job?
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I was born. Need more?”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Anyone, but metalheads are especially welcome.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“Always work as friendships, but impossible for love.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Gundam, Record of the Lodoss War, Full Metal Alchemist, etc.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Well.... METAL!!!! Anything in the Melodic Death, Black, Folk, Viking, Thrash, or Metalcore genres normally tickle my fancy, but I love music from many other genres as well.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Mainly Gundam and anything related to it. Giant robot battle = God. And any RPGs are good. *cough* Fallout and Oblivion *cough*”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
Into games? List your favorites!
“Fallout 3, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, Star Wars Battlefront, Rainbow Six Vegas 2, Soul Calibur, and any RTS game.... But I could never leave out the Gods that are Guitar Hero and Rock Band.”
XBox Live! Gamertag
Other Online Gaming Info
“Occasionally WoW or Runescape, but rarely.”
Lord Farious is currently piloting BASTARD SAVIOR with Rusty
BASTARD SAVIOR's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support civilians by improving their weapons capabilities. During the Battle Of Mexico, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to boost the morale of everybody around them while simultaneously displaying outstanding oral hygiene. In the past, other Jaeger pilots have wished that the pilots would improve their ability to chug a six-pack. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to act like a total asshole just when the pilots are starting to have fun. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are smoking hot and like nothing better than to take a huge shit on some Kaiju emotions.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was the kind of mom you wish you had. Father was prone to fits of melancholy. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 6 that he swore revenge. Spent the next several seconds trying to get laid in a filthy youth hostel. Each joyful moment was a step toward the triumph that most people would stay the fuck away from.Educated in a secret Buddhist temple where he studied astrophysics, where it soon became apparent that he was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day.He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a delightful thing that legends are made of despite annoying the shit out of nearly anybody that gave a shit. Due to his actions, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was pretty happy about it.Deciding to listen to everybody else for a change, he re-dedicated himself to attempting to pilot his Jaeger sober and as usual, is really shitting the bed."The thing is," says a homeless guy we spoke to, "He'd be a lot better at fucking up some fucking Kaiju if he hugged a puppy once in a while. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.
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