dreamergurl

Age: 34
Gender: F
Location: Sterling Heights, MI

Joined: 11 years ago on 07/12/09
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dreamergurl is currently piloting VOLCANO VALKYRIE with Nitric

VOLCANO VALKYRIE's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Thousand-Dropkick Attack Attack of Blood
• Luck Kick

DOSSIER: Job is is to supply suicidally-insane massages to civilians, even during the frenzy of desperate lovemaking. Perhaps that one of its most controversial moments of the war occured during Operation Flagrant Panty Raid when the pilots sacrificed nearly all of the Earth's innocent bystanders in order to save money on car insurance. One thing is certain: these pilots are erotic and nobody questions their dedication to ability to chug a six-pack.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of encouragement and comic books. Existence didn't really change much when friends were seduced by jealous bitches. It was at the age of 19 that she stopped being a huge pussy. Reluctantly spent the next several hours getting her ass kicked in a secret temple. Each suprisingly filthy fuck-up was a step closer to the triumph that her heart yearned for.

Mentored by the greatest Jaeger pilot of all time despite a total lack of bowel control because of having nothing better to do. With a fighting style that combined the tendency toward inappropriate touching of a drunken sailor with unbeatable power, termed "Invincible Hulk Style", she soon gained the admiration of hippies.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent thing that legends are made of despite falling in love with a bunch of innocent bystanders. Thanks to her efforts, most of the city was saved and the rest was covered in sexual fluids.

In the aftermath of the grueling Kaiju battle, pilot was angrily promoted to potato peeler, first class by a guy that wandered in off of the street and was pretty much just into promoting people.

Jealous people have described her sensual kissing style as "weak-ass ass-grabbing", while mostly everybody else has described it as "completely dope" and "some of the best stuff since Godzilla destroyed my ass."

Psyche eval recommendation: Is gonna run this whole goddamn army someday.