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Age: 32Gender: MLocation: Collegeville, PA
Joined: 7 years ago on 07/23/09Last Visit: 6 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 266 days from now
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Herro! im jordan, im kindof a huge nerd....”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“ride my motorcycle, go to imagination land, read crazy amounts of book”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I work at a company that makes cables! oooooh ahhhh”
What's your dream job?
“I'll let you know when they start paying me to play WoW and act like a spaz.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“waaaay too many to list, i've lived through some hilarious times.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“Not for me, i like human contact, its an addiction really”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Bleach, naruto, death note, code geass, gurren lagann, FLCL, Cowboy bebop (of course) every miyazaki film (of course of course) aaand the list goes on”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“waaay too many, classic rock is my newest love, but i have extremely broad tastes that include classical all the way to electronic.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I discover and fall in love with new anime monthly, i play WoW and maaaany other video games, i like swords :P”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“I like wizard world, comic con and always want to go to Otakon”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Zelda, WoW, Katamari, Most nintendo franchaise, most capcom franchaise, most square franchaise (enix too!)”
XBox Live! Gamertag
Other Online Gaming Info
“WoW- staghelm server - horde - Kazartha 80 tauren shaman”
jordybones is currently piloting OVERWHELMING ASSKICKER with AkaFalimiede
OVERWHELMING ASSKICKER's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to confuse Kaiju and supply ferocious tax advice to civilians. Top-secret rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Secret Eruption, a plan to use an unbelievable, truly astonishing violent sexual onslaught to end the designated hitter rule. Cannot be damaged by gentle caresses. During the Battle Of London, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to maintain an emotionless expression while simultaneously displaying outstanding general cleanliness. Everybody agrees: these pilots are terrifying and like nothing better than to smash some Kaiju assholes.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by loving parents in the dangerous suburbs of Dayton. Existence didn't really change much when imaginary friends were kidnapped by ninjas. It was at the age of 23 that he had his entire body replaced by cyborg components. Spent the next several years sleeping in a secret waterfall. Each grueling lesson was a step away from the bloody satisfaction that that his sense of honor demanded.Became high school valedictorian despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because his mother forced him to.During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent affair despite killing basically everybody. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju with extremely low self-esteem.Deciding to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, he dedicated himself to attempting to pilot his Jaeger sober and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected.So-called experts have described his sensual kissing style as "amateur ass-grabbing", while mostly everybody else has described it as "instant boner material" and "some of the best mayhem since Arnold Schwartzeneggar invaded your mom."Psyche eval recommendation: Just needs cuddling.
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