SailorJoon

Age: 40
Gender: F
Location: Hampton, VA

Joined: 14 years ago on 05/19/04
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SailorJoon is currently piloting SAVIOR TSUNAMI with Major Tom

SAVIOR TSUNAMI's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Suffering Kick Spasm
• Womb-Mounted Slicer

DOSSIER: Job is is to supply tricky counseling services to basically anybody who asks, even during the mayhem of undercover combat. One thing is certain: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and nobody questions their dedication to oral hygiene.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with wolves in the tranquil swamps of Transylvania. At an early age, showed no promise for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole.. It was at the age of 6 that she reached puberty. Spent the next several years fucking people up in a hidden comic book store. Each sexual yeast infection was a step toward the bloody satisfaction that that her sense of honor demanded.

Slept with a village of hobos despite being completely blind because her mother forced her to.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked success despite "accidentally" killing her copilot. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju with some of the weakest bullshit attacks ever seen by mankind.

When the dust settled after the touching battle, pilot was immediately promoted to General by her commanding officer.

"The thing is," says a classmate, "She'd be a lot worse at piloting giant robots if she started touching herself a little more. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"

Psyche eval recommendation: Is gonna run this whole goddamn army someday.