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Age: 38Gender: FLocation: Hampton, VA
Joined: 13 years ago on 05/19/04Last Visit: 2 years agoType: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I want to hug every cat.”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“sing/dance/drink. go to concerts. watch tv. eat. exercise. look at cat videos/pictures.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“slave to the almighty dollar. sing/dance/drink. couch potato.”
What's your dream job?
“starving artist/poet. mime. back-up singer.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I have a Naruto tattoo. I saw the Spice Girls in concert (when I was in college).”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“anyone who will sing/dance/drink with me”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Sailor Moon, Magic User's Club, Naruto”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“lots. currently Avenged Sevenfold, Above & Beyond”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“puzzle & music games”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Nekocon. Anime Mid-Atlantic.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“just dance, dance central, rock band, karaoke revolution, tetris, ddr, dr mario, para para pardise, katamari...”
SailorJoon is currently piloting SAVIOR TSUNAMI with Major Tom
SAVIOR TSUNAMI's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Job is is to supply tricky counseling services to basically anybody who asks, even during the mayhem of undercover combat. One thing is certain: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and nobody questions their dedication to oral hygiene.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with wolves in the tranquil swamps of Transylvania. At an early age, showed no promise for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole.. It was at the age of 6 that she reached puberty. Spent the next several years fucking people up in a hidden comic book store. Each sexual yeast infection was a step toward the bloody satisfaction that that her sense of honor demanded.Slept with a village of hobos despite being completely blind because her mother forced her to.During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked success despite "accidentally" killing her copilot. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju with some of the weakest bullshit attacks ever seen by mankind.When the dust settled after the touching battle, pilot was immediately promoted to General by her commanding officer."The thing is," says a classmate, "She'd be a lot worse at piloting giant robots if she started touching herself a little more. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"Psyche eval recommendation: Is gonna run this whole goddamn army someday.
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