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About CountCockula

Age: 37
Gender: M
Location: Portland, OR

Joined: 10 years ago on 08/11/09
Last Visit: 10 years ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“What is Crackin'? (What does that mean, by the way?) I am a sweltering nerdfest of an individual. I love most everything that is Geeky. I basically am sick of 4chan, and have a friend that raves about this site, so's I am here to check it out.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Geek out with Magic the Waste of Time and Resources (Gathering), cuddle, READ, watch movies, have strong opinions about movies, hate your favorite movies, love the shit out of my girlfriend, clean up the shit I just loved out of my girlfriend & fuck.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Child Wrangler. I work at a famous child care facility, making sure children don't die, all day.”

What's your dream job?

“Making sure children don't die and waste their potential on shitty books like Twilight, all day. (High School Teacher, Drama, if it's still around when I get my degree.) Also, Owner/operator of non-profit theatre for kids with straight communities.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“My girlfriend. She's funny. I own her. Ha-ha! Shovenism. I once played the back of my scrotum like a broom handled bass.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?


What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Bears. Steven Colbert.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“FUCKIN' FUCK CUNT COCK SHIT BITCH! I do not prefer them.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Kino's Journey (Kino no Tabi) favorite. Older shit: NAUSICAA!, Escaflowne, (Isaac mother fuckin' Newton, baby!) Kenshin, GITS, Lodoss Lupin, Beebop, Shinesman. Also, Full Metal Panic/Alchemist, FUMOFFU, GTO, TTGL, Black Lagoon, Mononoke, GotSS...”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“TMBG, Tom Waits, Elvis Costello, Bowie, Morphine, Mingus, Django, Flaming Lips, Paul Simon, Dylan, William Elliot Witmore, Ben Folds, Zeppelin, Feist, MF Doom, Blackalicious, A Tribe Called: Quest, Beck, Mussorgsky, Rachmaninoff, George Harrison...”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Watching anime, watching people watching anime, Making fun of people who watch anime, Making fun of people who make fun of people who watch anime, contradicting myself, NES games, tabletop and video RPGs, reading comics of all types and Wii.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“I dislike cons. Too many nerds.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“FF1, 4, 6, 9 & Tactics, Portal, Fallout, KOTOR, Star Craft, Deja Vu, Shadowgate, Tetris, Zelda, Metroid, Mega Men, Castlevania, Mario Kart, Eternal Darkness, Undying, Deus Ex, Golden Eye, Age of Empires 2, 3 and Mythology, Warcraft 2&3. Table Tops.”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Online is boring and doesn't have an ending.”

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