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Age: 30Gender: MLocation: St Paul, MN
Joined: 10 years ago on 08/13/09Last Visit: 9 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 365 days from now
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Hey, i'm Sam. Probably the most extroverted person you'll ever meet, but alarmingly laid-back and nonchalant too.”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“Going to town, destroying my enemies and hearing the lamentations of their women, spreading my seed amongst the terrified peasantry... But really, as long as i'm actively engaged in something besides sitting on my ass, chances are i'm having fun!”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Currently unemployed; between gigs working for Cirque du Soleil, which brings me all around the country; most recently Los Angeles. I also write screenplays/act, though I haven't made any money from that yet.”
What's your dream job?
“Any traveling gig that pays enough for me to not starve.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“Long story short, I lost my virginity on a pile of stuffed animals in a stranger's house.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Anyone who's also extroverted, down-to-earth, and fun to talk to.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“Until very reccently, I thought they were fucking bullshit. I now realize it's totally possible to be in love with someone despite a few hundred miles between you; long-distance EXCLUSIVE relationships are just about impossible to manage though.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Miyazaki films, Akira, Ghost in the Shell, FLCL, Hellsing, Cowboy Bebop, and Evangelion are the only ones i've seen and really liked.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Mostly Industrial and late-romantic/early modern classical, but I'll listen to and enjoy just about anything that isn't emo or screamo.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I barely watch anime, but I play the living fuck out of PC games, especially by Bethesda and Valve.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“I went to my first CONvergence this summer, and don't plan on missing it any time soon.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series, Deus Ex; anything by Valve, Bethesda, Bioware, or Id.”
Other Online Gaming Info
“Often; Team Fortress 2, Occasionally; NEOTOKYO, Counter-Strike: Source, Crysis Wars, HL2 Deathmatch.”
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