The Most Beautiful Girl is currently piloting MYSTERIOUS STALLION with Nakashima_Ricu
MYSTERIOUS STALLION's special combat abilities are known to include:
Twitterpated Elbow Bash
Divine Arrow
DOSSIER: Role is is to supply helpful massages to other Jaegers, even during the confusion of undercover combat. During the Battle Of Baltimore, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to remain calm while simultaneously displaying outstanding lovemaking abilities. One thing is certain: these pilots are erotic and have an unequaled ability to piss all over some Kaiju genitals.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of daily swordfighting lessons and religion. At an early age, showed much promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with chapped nipple. It was at the age of 5 that she reached puberty. Soon, she learned the techniques of oral hygeine. Each withering fuck-up was a step away from the true mastery of self-control that her heart yearned for.
Slept with a village of hobos despite a painful recurring prolapse because of her burning passion to succeed.
After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her debut fight against a kaiju was a splendid crowd-pleaser despite annoying the shit out of a bunch of innocent bystanders. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that had pretty much no fucking clue at all.
When the dust settled after the heroic but sort of misguided clusterfuck, pilot was immediately promoted to Corporal by by popular demand.
Critics have described her sensual kissing style as "embarrassing bullshit", while people who actually know what she's talking about have described it as "devastatingly effective" and "some of the best stuff since gonhorrea ravaged nipples everywhere."
Psyche eval recommendation: Does not meet expectations.
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