Dwarf Galaxy Buster Machine No. 21371
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About Dwarf Galaxy Age: 24 Gender: M Location: Edenton, NC Joined: 10 years ago on 08/17/09 Last Visit: 7 years ago Type: Lifetime Member Paid Member Privileges: Yes Privileges Expire: Never!
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Tell Us About Yourself...
What do you do for fun?
“I blog on Tumblr.”
What's your dream job?
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“When I was a little kid, I peed in a closet. But I guess that doesn't seem too out of the ordinary, since Ke$ha does it all the time.”
Who Are You Looking For?
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Here to make friends only”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Intelligent, open-minded people.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Pokemon, Sailor Moon, Cardcaptors, etc.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Lady Gaga, Ellie Goulding, Florence and the Machine, Marina and the Diamonds, Bat for Lashes, Kate Nash, Lily Allen, etc.”
Dwarf Galaxy is currently piloting
FLAMING BASTARD with grape_STARS
FLAMING BASTARD's special combat abilities are known to include:
Predictable Cutlass Hundred-Haymaker Barrage
DOSSIER: Job is is to attack Kaiju and supply courageous tax advice to basically anybody who asks. Classified whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Stalwart Nightmare, a plan to use an experimental, new doomsday device to ensure the designated hitter rule. May be vulnerable to alcohol. We can safely say that one of its most famous moments of the war occured during Operation Erotic Storm when the pilots sacrificed many condemned criminals in order to save some dude's record collection. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are smoking hot and have an unequaled ability to punch some Kaiju children.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a good example of bio-engineering gone wrong. Father was deeply in love with her. At an early age, showed no promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with chapped nipple. It was at the age of 6 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Gradually, he mastered the techniques of flatulence. Each joyful fuck-up was a step closer to being less of an asshole that his parents expected from him.
Befriended a troupe of playful cats despite a total lack of bowel control because he was the one foretold by the prophecy. With a fighting style that combined the lewdness of a bull with unbeatable levels of violence, termed "Ferocious Tiger Style", he soon gained the attention of pretentious assholes everywhere. During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent failure despite impregnating a bunch of innocent bystanders. Thanks to his efforts, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was covered in blood. Refusing to rest on his laurels, he dedicated himself to partying like a true hero and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected. So-called experts have described his partying style as "second-rate dick-slapping", while mostly everybody else has described it as "awesome" and "some of the most heroic mayhem since my dad invaded most of my hometown." Psyche eval recommendation: Does not meet expectations. Geek dating and social networking for awesome people. Sign Up. Join OtakuBooty! OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products.