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kiratsukai

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About kiratsukai

Age: 38
Gender: F
Location: Takamatsu-Shi, Japan

Joined: 10 years ago on 08/22/09
Last Visit: 8 years ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“coffee-powered yankee-child wrangler”

What do you do for fun?

“eat, sleep, drink, dope up on coffee, travel, take photos, play with stray cats, poke at stuff in tidepools, go to festivals, go to Starbucks, go to San Marc's Cafe, go to Doutor Cafe, go to Umie, 150 yen ice coffee at Mr. Donuts, go to Tully's Cafe”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Freelance Translator, English as a Foreign Language Teacher”

What's your dream job?

“Snarky master of a crossdressing otome road butler cafe, Professional Coffee-Drinker, Net/Comic Cafe owner”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I woke up with peanuts in my bra last Thursday... ”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Anyone interesting, people interested in travel/con-going within Japan, penpals for students, partners for interesting cultural exchanges, people to chat comics with, 日本に住んでるオタク, コミケで会える人々”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“an easy way to acclimate for shy folks or relationship newbies... but ya gotta meet sometime! Otherwise there's no damn point.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Nabari no Ou, Gantz, Aoi Hana, flat, Hourou Musuko, GOTH, Seven Days, Alive, REBORN!, Superior, Adekan, Lychee Hikari Club, Skyhigh, BLAME!, anything by Furuya Usamaru or Takako Shimura, Jigoku Shoujo, Mononoke, Bakemonogatari, Studio Ghibli Films”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Hajime Chitose, Whiteberry, L'Arc en Ciel, Asian Kung Fu Generation, Spitz, Hirahara Aya, Yaida Hitomi”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“manga, manga, manga, translation, comics, Xbox360, PSP, DS, PS2, manga, anime, cosplay, collecting catgirls, gachapon, trading figures, vocaloid, supercell, sound horizon (in a snarky way), Nabari no Ou, Gantz, doujinshi, Japanese, Japan ”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Winter Comiket, Summer Comiket”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Megami Tensei, Shin Megami Tensei, Persona, Persona 2, Tsumi, Batsu, Persona 3, Persona 4, Nocturne, MANIAX, Devil Summoner, IMAGINE, DDS, Avatar Tuner, Digital Devil Saga, Devil Children, Soul Hackers, if..., Devil Survivor, Katamari Damacy ...”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“tsuraramai”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Ragnarok Online (retired), IMAGINE (retired), Dream of Mirror Online (retired)”

Jaeger Assignment

kiratsukai is currently piloting FERTILITY WILDEBEEST with Heavyoak

FERTILITY WILDEBEEST's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Bumblebee's Jump-Kick
  • Twitterpated Stomp

DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support other Jaeger pilots by improving their party capabilities. Certainly that one of its most infamous moments of the war occured during Operation Erotic Rimjob when the pilots sacrificed countless psychopaths in order to save a single flower. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will really bum you out if either pilot is Mexican, which is really racist if you think about it. Everybody agrees: these pilots are erotic and have an unequaled ability to explode some Kaiju limbs.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a drunken brawler. Father was a drug lord. Life was transformed permanently when parents were fellated by giant robots, which is kind of a recurring here here. It was at the age of 6 that she discovered bathing. Eventually, she totally failed to unlock the techniques of martial arts. Each joyful fuck-up was a step closer to the ultimate revenge that that her sense of honor demanded.

Mentored by the greatest Jaeger pilot of all time despite excessive body odor because of having nothing better to do.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane failure despite impregnating her mother. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that had pretty much no fucking clue at all.

When the dust settled after the grueling clusterfuck, pilot was immediately promoted to bat boy for the Mets by God himself.

"Son, you, you can read the textbooks all you want," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there with a dick in your ass, and you're completely drunk you better forget everything Mommy said and adapt to the fucked-up situation right in front of you. If you don't, somebody's going to get pregnant. Trust me, this is one pilot who understands that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.

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