PhillyFLIPDudesy is currently piloting DRUNKEN BLACKJACK with Svet
DRUNKEN BLACKJACK's special combat abilities are known to include:
Flaming Machete
Retribution Bodycheck of Oblivion
DOSSIER: Job is is to upset Kaiju and supply tricky repair services to basically anybody who asks. As we all know that one of its most celebrated moments of the war occured during Operation Heroic Hercules when the pilots sacrificed many psychopaths in order to save some dude's record collection. Everybody agrees: these pilots are erotic and like nothing better than to aggressively fuck some Kaiju children.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Loving family provided a strict diet of old martial arts movies and religion. At an early age, showed no promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with basically everything else. It was at the age of 23 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Gradually, he learned the secrets of flower arranging. Each joyful day was a step closer to the bloody satisfaction that his parents expected from him.
Truly blossomed at Sweet Valley High where he studied economics, where it soon became apparent that he was the type of person that never gets invited to parties.
After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up crowd-pleaser despite "accidentally" killing a bunch of innocent bystanders. Classified intel indicates most of the city was destroyed and the rest was pretty fucked-up to begin with so who cares really.
Following the heroic but sort of misguided battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to potato peeler, first class by God himself.
Experts have described his combat aptitude style as "embarrassing dick-slapping", while people who actually know what he's talking about have described it as "instant boner material" and "some of the toughest mayhem since Bruce Lee destroyed Barcelona."
Psyche eval recommendation: Just needs cuddling.
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