daveax is currently piloting OVERWHELMING LEMUR with kenaiyochan
OVERWHELMING LEMUR's special combat abilities are known to include:
Diligent Staff
Adorable Black Hole Generator
DOSSIER: Primary role is supporting other Jaegers by augmenting their sensual power. Impervious to melancholy. During the Battle Of Sydney, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to protect their friends while simultaneously displaying outstanding dedication to asskicking. In the past, spiritual advisors have envied the pilots' combat effectivness. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are erotic and live to fingerbang some Kaiju limbs.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a drunken brawler. Father was the kind of guy who didn't merely shit the bed - he rolled around in it as well.. Deeply devastated by the Kaiju murder of grandmother while masturbating. At an early age, showed no promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with chapped nipples. It was at the age of 19 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Each joyful beat-down was a step toward becoming a true sexual being, and was all that most people would stay the fuck away from.
Slept with a village of hobos despite excessive body odor because of having nothing better to do. With a fighting style that combined the speed of a scampering ferret with senseless passion, termed "Invincible Armadillo Style", he soon gained the sensitive touchings of nudists.
After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked thing that legends are made of despite annoying the shit out of his mother. Classified intel indicates most of the town was saved and the rest was consumed by Biebermania.
Deciding to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, he dedicated himself to drinking a lot and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected.
"The thing is," says a classmate, "He'd be a lot better at something other than this if he hugged a puppy once in a while. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"
Psyche eval recommendation: Needs copious amounts of coddling.
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