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About daveax

Age: 69
Gender: M
Location: Philadelphia, PA

Joined: 16 years ago on 05/23/04
Last Visit: 15 months ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Former radio DJ and concert producer. Collector of music, books, and wine. Addicted to Venice. Member of the Zipper Club. Owned by three cats. Wrote for Dragon magazine in its heyday; managed GenCon East II.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Drink good wine; make puns and tell shaggy-dog stories; eat well; read lots of books and magazine; watch/listen to music; travel in the US, Canada, and Italy”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Programmer/Database Designer; rehabbing an 1870 Victorian 3-story rowhouse in so-called spare time.”

What's your dream job?

“Vineyard reviewer in the Piemonte/Toscano/Veneto/Friuli area”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“Half a dozen Slinkies, in various colours and materials, including a gold-plated one in a monogrammed wooden box.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Intelligent and well-read is good. Well-travelled is even better. Must like and know how to use a mahogany four-poster bed. Knowledge of deep-tissue massage and/or Reiki a plus.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“OK in small doses; sometimes frustrating and expensive in large doses -- gee, just like the short-distance variety!”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“I was at the US Premiere of Ghost in the Shell...does that count? More recently, I was at the US premiere of Otaku Unite.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“King Crimson, Alamainnen Vasarat, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Frigg, Vasen, Garmarna, Ivo Papasov, Stinking Lizaveta, Taj Mahal, Mike Oldfield, Dave Van Ronk, Jethro Tull, Peter Gabriel, Can, Tones on Tail, Bauhaus, Art of Noise, etc.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Still playing AD&D, much to my own surprise and amusement! Not an expert on anime, but enjoying the experience anyway...”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Balticon, Worldcon, Philcon; NEARFest; Eisteddfod; CapClave”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Nethack, of course!”

Jaeger Assignment

daveax is currently piloting OVERWHELMING LEMUR with kenaiyochan

OVERWHELMING LEMUR's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Diligent Staff
  • Adorable Black Hole Generator

DOSSIER: Primary role is supporting other Jaegers by augmenting their sensual power. Impervious to melancholy. During the Battle Of Sydney, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to protect their friends while simultaneously displaying outstanding dedication to asskicking. In the past, spiritual advisors have envied the pilots' combat effectivness. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are erotic and live to fingerbang some Kaiju limbs.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a drunken brawler. Father was the kind of guy who didn't merely shit the bed - he rolled around in it as well.. Deeply devastated by the Kaiju murder of grandmother while masturbating. At an early age, showed no promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with chapped nipples. It was at the age of 19 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Each joyful beat-down was a step toward becoming a true sexual being, and was all that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Slept with a village of hobos despite excessive body odor because of having nothing better to do. With a fighting style that combined the speed of a scampering ferret with senseless passion, termed "Invincible Armadillo Style", he soon gained the sensitive touchings of nudists.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked thing that legends are made of despite annoying the shit out of his mother. Classified intel indicates most of the town was saved and the rest was consumed by Biebermania.

Deciding to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, he dedicated himself to drinking a lot and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected.

"The thing is," says a classmate, "He'd be a lot better at something other than this if he hugged a puppy once in a while. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs copious amounts of coddling.

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