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Age: 35Gender: FLocation: Washington, DC
Joined: 14 years ago on 05/23/04Last Visit: 2 years agoType: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I lost some time once. It's always in the last place you look for it.”
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What do you do for fun?
“Use my creepy muder dolls to scare people. Also hitting up industrial clubs when I have time...”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Getting lost in Japan while teaching English. Welcome to the mystic moon!!”
What's your dream job?
“I aspire to be in the next BATTLE ROYALE!! My hero is smiling winner!!! Yes! That is my dream job.... in a sick and sadistic world, that is my dream job.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“Shhhh. If I tell you there will be hell to pay.”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“A lovely, sweet, kind person with sharp wit and even sharper teeth.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“I hate them. I've done them twice to no avail. It's just not worth it, especially if you're on a different continent!”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Sailor Moon (classic!), Hana Yori Dango, NANA, Saiunkoku Monogatori, Bakumatsu Kikansetsu Irohanihoheto, Red Garden, CLAMP - esp right now xxxholic, Angel Sanctuary, Furuba, Gokinjo and ParaKiss, Ouran, Alichino, Cowboy Bebop, Kenshin, EVA, etc. etc.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Gothic, Industrial, Ambient, etc. Tori Amos, VNV, Covenant, Ayria, Emilie Autumn, Blutengel, And One, Mesh, NIN, Tapping the Vein, Delerium, Dead Can Dance, Cocteau Twins, Zeromancer, Assemblage 23, Diary of Dreams, L'ame Immortelle, The Cure, Dido..”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“CLAMP, GAINAX, Ghibli, and all that other stuff. J-rock, Takashi Miike films... Creepy murder dolls.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“ummm..... I have no idea, actually. I wanna make Bootycon08 but Las Vegas is rather far from Osaka. O_o”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Does playing Worms count? I do that...”
Kurenai is currently piloting NIMBLE RAMPAGE with fangy
NIMBLE RAMPAGE's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to upset Kaiju and supply suicidally-insane tax advice to civilians. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will act like a total asshole just when the pilots are starting to have fun. One thing is certain: these pilots are erotic and like nothing better than to kick some Kaiju assholes.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by some serious assholes in the tranquil foothills of Mexico City. Existence threw a fucking curveball when parents were seduced by an evil warlord. It was at the age of 23 that she stopped being a huge pussy. Each enchanting day was a step away from the bloody satisfaction that that her sense of honor demanded.Schooled at Oxford where she studied the best ways to get laid, where it soon became apparent that absolutely nobody was ever going to give a shit about her.During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up triumph despite annoying the shit out of her copilot. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that had pretty much no fucking clue at all.When the dust settled after the touching Kaiju battle, pilot was immediately promoted to Head Badass by some motherfucker with a bunch of medals on his chest.Jealous people have described her combat aptitude style as "amateur dick-slapping", while people who actually know what she's talking about have described it as "instant boner material" and "some of the best stuff since gonhorrea ravaged my ass."Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.
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