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About nomad

Age: 41
Gender: M
Location: Montreal, QC

Joined: 10 years ago on 05/26/04
Last Visit: 13 hours ago
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I HAVE A CRUSH ON EVERY GIRL.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“I have wild sex with the neighbours”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I am a doctor of pepper and also a graphic designer.. basically I beg for money.”

What's your dream job?

“it involves lots of nudity, beaches, palm trees, hmmm... I guess carribean gigolo.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I never do anything remotly funny, ever. ”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“I like humanoids mostly, clones also welcome.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“The longer they are actual LD the less the chances of success.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Goldorak, Capitaine Flame, Albator, Akira, ”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“The kind you listen to is my favorite.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I love all that shhhhhhhhhhtuff.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“None planned yet.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“FFX, DQ8, Resident Evil 4, Metroid, old school games like diablo, warcraft 2, etc...”

Jaeger Assignment

nomad is currently piloting ROBO FIRESTORM with Jun_Kazama

ROBO FIRESTORM's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Terrible Headbutt of Revenge
  • Fist-Mounted Mallet

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply tricky counseling services to other Jaegers, even during the frenzy of sexual brawls. Impervious to bad advice. During the Battle Of Brazil, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to protect their friends while simultaneously displaying outstanding ability to chug a six-pack. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they smash the Kaiju without pulverizing each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of popcorn and church-going. Life threw a fucking curveball when imaginary friends were fellated by jealous bitches. It was at the age of 19 that he swore revenge. Each sexual day was a step away from the sensitive touching that his heart yearned for.

Found himself at the school of hard knocks where he studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that absolutely nobody was ever going to give a shit about him. With a fighting style that combined the spirit of a tiger with drunkenly unpredictable passion, termed "Elegant Armadillo Style", he soon gained the praise of pretty much everybody.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked failure despite killing Whoopi Goldberg. Thanks to his efforts, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was a goddamn mess.

Deciding to listen to everybody else for a change, he re-dedicated himself to attempting to pilot his Jaeger sober and as usual, is really shitting the bed.

So-called experts have described his partying style as "weak-ass dick-slapping", while mostly everybody else has described it as "the kind of thing legends are made of" and "some of the most heroic Jaeger piloting since Godzilla ravaged my ass."

Psyche eval recommendation: Is gonna run this whole goddamn army someday.

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