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Age: 32Gender: MLocation: Pittsburgh, PA
Joined: 12 years ago on 05/26/04Last Visit: 10 months agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 270 days from now
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Hi my name is Tim, I am just kinda here, i am not really sure why but ehh oh well”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“Paintball, Laser tag, stay up all night. sleep during the day”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Work Bah who needs it =P But i am taking cosplay prop comissions. Feel free to IM on aim if you would like to order somthing.”
What's your dream job?
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“I would like to meet someone who is a free spirit and has a wonderful personality. I will be friends with just about anyone, but it's the one's who have a open heart that i am intrested in a relationship with”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“They are fine as long as one of you is willing to move at one point”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“As of now. Hellsing, Hellsing Ultimate OVA, Madlax // Hellsing manga, and Battle royale. And always Gundam Wing ^_^”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“manga, Cosplay, AMV's, and hanging out with my VA friends, and staffing at con's”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Youmacon 10, Ausa 10, Ohyaocon 11, Katsucon 11, Tekkoshocon 11, A-Cen 11, Otakon 11, Youmacon 11, Anime Usa 11”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Soul Calibur 3, Soul Calibur 2, Jedi Outcast, Viewtiful Joe”
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Other Online Gaming Info
“DOA4, Soul Calibur 4, Left 4 dead”
Master__Arucard is currently piloting STEAMPOWERED EXCELLENCE with micolin
STEAMPOWERED EXCELLENCE's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply much-needed blowjobs to civilians, even during the confusion of sexual lovemaking. May be vulnerable to bad advice. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will perform like a real pussy if the pilots don't really have their shit together. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are smoking hot and have one purpose, which is to crush some Kaiju faces.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of unconditional love and acceptance... and and comic books. Greatly devastated by the murder of his favorite hobo lover when all he wanted was some ice cream. At an early age, showed much promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with basically everything else. It was at the age of 19 that he swore revenge. Reluctantly spent the next several seconds battling for his life in a secret gay bath house. Each enchanting day was a step toward the ultimate revenge that most people would stay the fuck away from.Actually managed to finally make make a friend despite a total lack of bowel control because of having nothing better to do.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a rousing thing that legends are made of despite "accidentally" killing the old lady down the block. Classified intel indicates most of the city was saved and the rest was pretty fucked-up to begin with so who cares really.Deciding to get a clue, he dedicated himself to drinking a lot and as usual, is really shitting the bed."Listen up, rookie, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all you want," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there fighting an unknown giant monster from another fucking dimension, and half of your robot is on fire and the other half is severely damaged you better forget everything you think you know and react to the fucked-up situation right in front of you. If you don't, somebody's going to get pregnant. Trust me, this is one pilot who has mastered that."Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.
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