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Ninevolt

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About Ninevolt

Age: 32
Gender: M
Location: Boston, MA

Joined: 10 years ago on 11/08/09
Last Visit: 4 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hi. I like to have fun.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“IT bullshit”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Madoka, Bakemonogatari, Working!!”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Anime Boston, AUSA, Katsucon, Otakon, Magfest”

Into games? List your favorites!

“DDR, In the Groove, IIDX, SSF4 AE”

Steam Nickname

“ninevoltbattery”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“ninevoltbattery”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Super Street Fighter 4 AE, WoW”

Jaeger Assignment

Ninevolt is currently piloting INAPPROPRIATE CHOWDER with LadyDragon0131

INAPPROPRIATE CHOWDER's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Affectionate Laser
  • Million-Nippletwister Attack

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply courageous tax advice to other Jaegers, even during the confusion of night-time lovemaking. May be vulnerable to bad advice. During the Battle Of Philadelphia, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to provide inspirational speeches while simultaneously displaying outstanding alcohol tolerance. Everybody agrees: these pilots are heroic and have one purpose, which is to break some Kaiju friends.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by fairly normal parents in the dangerous foothills of Seattle. Existence was transformed permanently when goldfish were eaten by jealous bitches. It was at the age of 23 that he reached puberty. Each joyful yeast infection was a step closer to the true mastery of self-control that his parents expected from him.

Truly blossomed in a secret Buddhist temple where he studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that he was a once-in-a-lifetime talent.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a delightful affair despite falling in love with a bunch of nerds. According to survivors, most of the city was saved and the rest was consumed by Biebermania.

When the dust settled after the grueling Kaiju battle, pilot was angrily promoted to the newly-created title of Lord Not-To-Be-Fucked-With by pretty much the only other person that was still alive.

"The thing is," says a classmate, "He'd be a lot worse at shit in general if he hugged a puppy once in a while. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."

Psyche eval recommendation: A rare blend of sensuality and passion.

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