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About sky

Age: 42
Gender: M
Location: Los Angeles, CA

Joined: 16 years ago on 06/05/04
Last Visit: 9 years ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hello”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“I make sculptue, draw, sew, gaming, 3D CAD, fashion, blythe, nicola, mellon, kera, candy ”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I make things. I work for an art resaler and do freelance 3D CAD visualization for a furniture designer.”

What's your dream job?

“making things w/o deadlines to sell to beautiful, bored, innocent, spoiled children who can have anything in the world.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“forever expanding collection of japanese teen fashion magazines: 3 years and building”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Me in a different body.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Like all relationships, they depend on what is expected.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Eureka 7, Five Star Stories, Evangelion, .Hack, 21 Century Shimotsuma, Totoro, Iria, Magical Project and everything sci-fi...”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Malice Mizer, Aural Vampire, Pierrot, Le Arc, Morning Musume, W (Double You), Judy Mary, Uematsu, YMO, ESG, emimem, Reakwon, GZA, Metalica, Nirvana”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I create characters w/o narratives, build models of game landscapes, and collect game strategy guides and Japanese fashion mags.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Zelda, Zelda, FF, Metriod, Castlevania, puzzle games, RPG and Zelda”

Jaeger Assignment

sky is currently piloting CUTTER ANGEL with Belle-Etoile

CUTTER ANGEL's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Affectionate Missiles
  • Mustache-Mounted Machine Gun

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to insult Kaiju and supply helpful blowjobs to other Jaegers. Perhaps historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Resilient Asshole, during which most of Brazil was destroyed in an effort to figure out what all of the buttons on the Jaeger's control panel actually did. One thing is certain: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to asskicking.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by mongooses in the tranquil swamps of Hell itself. Existence threw a fucking curveball when parents were eaten by giant robots, which is kind of a recurring hime here. It was at the age of 6 that he reached puberty. Soon, he mastered the techniques of oral hygeine. Each sexual lesson was a step away from the kind of shit that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Became high school valedictorian despite being addicted to blowjobs because sometimes life is crazy like that.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his first fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked thing that legends are made of despite impregnating a bunch of innocent bystanders. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that had absolutely zero friends.

When the dust settled after the heroic but sort of misguided clusterfuck, pilot was immediately promoted to the newly-created title of Lord Not-To-Be-Fucked-With by some motherfucker with a bunch of medals on his chest.

"The thing is," says a homeless guy we spoke to, "He'd be a lot better at everything if he hugged a puppy once in a while. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"

Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.

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