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Age: 30Gender: FLocation: Fairfax, VA
Joined: 11 years ago on 11/23/09Last Visit: 11 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I'm fucking awesome.”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“What is this "fun" you speak of?”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I'm a full time student and part time worker, althought I see to work more than I study. --_--;;”
What's your dream job?
“Owning my own comic shop.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“A lime green faux fur bikini top. Enough said.”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Here to make friends only”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Other awesome people.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“I'm in one. <3”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Hellsing, Sailor Moon, Fushigi Yuugi, Saiyuki, Samurai Deeper Kyo~ etc.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Metal, Rock, Techno, Electronica, Dance”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I like vidja games a whole lot.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“I try to attend MAGfest, Katsucon, Otakon, and AUSA every year. Other cons are subject to availability.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“There's no enough space. Fallout 3, Final Fantasy VIII, Bioshock, Alpha Centauri, Oblivion, Shadow Hearts: Covenant, Cake Mania~ etc.”
XBox Live! Gamertag
Other Online Gaming Info
“Team Fortress 2, World of Warcraft, Ragnarok Online, Left For Dead”
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