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Arden FIERCE

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About Arden FIERCE

Age: 30
Gender: M
Location: New York, NY

Joined: 8 years ago on 11/27/09
Last Visit: 2 years ago
Type: Lifetime Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Aside from being a Freelance Sorrcerer nothing. Sorrcery and wizarding is a full time gig.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys!”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Neon Genesis Evangelion, Cowboy Bebop, FLCL, Sailor Moon, Bubblegum Crisis, Studio Ghibli Films, Akria, Gurren Lagann, Avatar the Last Airbender, Darker Than Black, Trigun ”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“No Doubt, Mostly any Ska, Rock, No Doubt, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Mastodon, Gorillaz, No Doubt, Bush, jPop, Utada Hikaru,”

Into games? List your favorites!

“The Legend of Zelda, Little Big Planet, Kingdom Hearts, Pok'e'mon, Space Channel 5, DDR, Ratchet & Clank, Ico, Shadow of the Colossus”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Wii, PSN -variantawesome”

Jaeger Assignment

Arden FIERCE is currently piloting THUNDERING MEATBALL with aevangelica

THUNDERING MEATBALL's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Mustache-Mounted Black Hole Generator
  • Sloppy Cricket Bat Volley of Vengeance

DOSSIER: Job is is to supply perilous blowjobs to civilians, even during the confusion of sexual lovemaking. We can safely say historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Resilient Asshole, during which most of Chicago was destroyed in an effort to capture a living Kaiju. One thing is certain: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and have an unequaled ability to fingerbang some Kaiju heads.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a secretary. Father was a homeless man. Not all that affected by the cyborg conversion of grandmother at the age of three. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with discipline. It was at the age of 6 that he discovered bathing. Eventually, he learned the techniques of sexual touching. Each surpising fuck-up was a step toward the ultimate revenge that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Slept with a village of hobos despite a painful recurring prolapse because people figured the world was ending anyway, so who cares?.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a delightful thing that legends are made of despite "accidentally" killing Whoopi Goldberg. Due to his actions, most of the town was saved and the rest was pretty happy about it.

Deciding to get a clue, he re-dedicated himself to drinking a lot and as usual, is really shitting the bed.

"The thing is," says a classmate, "He'd be a lot worse at embracing my love if he hugged a puppy once in a while. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"

Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.

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