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Optimal Solution

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About Optimal Solution

Age: 43
Gender: M
Location: San Diego, CA

Joined: 11 years ago on 12/02/09
Last Visit: 5 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
Privileges Expire: 34 days from now

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Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Table Tennis, movies, games, geeking out over stuff & hangin' out.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Web ninja”

What's your dream job?

“A free-lancer who works remotely 100% of the time (so I can travel the world).”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I own a Power Glove which I used in a funny movie named "Mario Makes Me Really Angry" that I used for the Nintendo Shortcuts contest.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?


What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“A hip, intelligent dude-ette who appreciates the humor that can be found in just about every aspect of human life. ”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“With video chat, they are easier than ever! (Then again, they weren't very easy to begin with.) ”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Initial D, Hajime no Ippo, Bleach, Naruto, Evangelion, s-CRY-ed”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Hip Hop and R&B mostly. But, I'll listen to almost anything.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Watching anime playing their related games. The Bleach fighting game for DS has an awesome combo system! ”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Super Street Fighter II Turbo, Chrono Trigger, Killer Instinct, Mortal Kombat II”

Steam Nickname


XBox Live! Gamertag


Other Online Gaming Info

“CoD: Modern Warfare 2, Street Fighter IV”

Jaeger Assignment

Optimal Solution is currently piloting COURAGEOUS PASSION with domminess

COURAGEOUS PASSION's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Electric Missiles
  • Ear-Mounted Flamethrower

DOSSIER: Primary function is to unleash surgical offense designed to upset the Kaiju by murdering their reproductive organs. Impervious to melancholy. Everybody agrees: these pilots are drunken and live to take a huge shit on some Kaiju limbs.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a secretary. Father was the kind of guy who didn't merely shit the bed - he rolled around in it as well.. Greatly aroused by the death of grandmother guys that really knew how to party, in his own way. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with discipline. It was at the age of 23 that he reached puberty. Soon, he learned the art of martial arts. Each grueling yeast infection was a step away from the kind of shit that his heart yearned for.

Educated by the school of life where he studied forbidden knowledge, where it soon became apparent that he was the type of person that never gets invited to parties. With a fighting style that combined the sexual prowess of a bull with senseless power, termed "Ferocious Armadillo Style", he soon gained the attention of commanders.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane success despite infuriating basically everybody. Due to his actions, most of the city was saved and the rest was pretty happy about it.

Refusing to learn a lesson, he dedicated himself to drinking a lot and has been making some pretty good progress.

"People need to understand, you can read the textbooks all day long," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there with the fate of the world in your hands, and somebody offers you a beer you better forget everything Mommy said and adapt to the new situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, you're fucked. And trust me, this is one soldier who understands that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.

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