Kev Buster Machine No. 22146
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About Kev Age: 35 Gender: M Location: Chicago, IL Joined: 9 years ago on 12/11/09 Last Visit: 9 months ago Type: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: Yes Privileges Expire: 682 days from now
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“Like I always say: if you're gonna go down, make sure you're burning brighter than the other assholes going down with you.”
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“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“Considering how I feel about short-distance relationships, I'm going to go with NO.”
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“There's only one game I love. THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME.”
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Kev is currently piloting
MAJESTY COMET with Tiffins
MAJESTY COMET's special combat abilities are known to include:
Taint-Mounted Halberd Divine Fist Wedgie
DOSSIER: Job is is to attack Kaiju and supply courageous repair services to soldiers. May be vulnerable to emotions. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to blind everybody in a one-mile radius, pretty much ruining their lives, if either pilot is Mexican, which is really racist if you think about it. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are erotic and nobody questions their dedication to sexual health.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of popcorn and beatings. Deeply aroused by the cyborg conversion of his hamster at one really bizarre county fair. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with getting thrown out of pet stores because of inappropriate touching. It was at the age of 5 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Gradually, he learned the techniques of Hokuto Shinken. Each withering lesson was a step toward the ultimate revenge that his parents expected from him.
Became high school valedictorian despite a total lack of bowel control because his mother forced him to. With a fighting style that combined the tendency toward inappropriate touching of a drunken sailor with erotic brutality, termed "Elegant Hulk Style", he soon gained the admiration of commanders. He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a rousing thing that legends are made of despite infuriating a bunch of innocent bystanders. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that had pretty much no fucking clue at all. Deciding to get a clue, he re-dedicated himself to shaving his pubes and is basically doing alright. So-called experts have described his partying style as "amateur bullshit", while others have described it as "the kind of thing legends are made of" and "some of the coolest Jaeger piloting since Mike Tyson invaded my ass." Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching. Geek dating and social networking for awesome people. Sign Up. Join OtakuBooty! OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products.