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About machibunny Age: 36 Gender: F Location: New York, NY Joined: 15 years ago on 06/12/04 Last Visit: 3 years ago Type: Lifetime Member Paid Member Privileges: Yes Privileges Expire: Never!
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ROTUND GOTHAM with Peabody
ROTUND GOTHAM's special combat abilities are known to include:
Drunken Tackle Raid of Knowledge Raptor's Flamethrower of Sexuality
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply much-needed counseling services to basically anybody who asks, even during the heartbreak of night-time skirmishes. Top-secret whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Rainbow Freedom, a plan to use a game-changing, secret nuclear weapon to hopefully end the designated hitter rule. During the Battle Of Washington D.C., pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to look really cool while simultaneously displaying outstanding intensity. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to blind everybody in a one-mile radius, pretty much ruining their lives, if either pilot is Mexican, which is really racist if you think about it. One thing is certain: these pilots are erotic and nobody questions their dedication to choice of personal grooming habits.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by robots in the dangerous foothills of Dayton. Greatly aroused by the conversion to Islam of her hamster guys that really knew how to party, in her own way. At an early age, showed no promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with getting thrown out of pet stores because of inappropriate touching. It was at the age of 6 that she dedicated herself to vengeance. Spent the next several seconds fighting for survival in a hidden field. Each enchanting day was a step toward the true mastery of self-control that most people would stay the fuck away from.
Actually managed to finally make make a friend despite a painful recurring prolapse because she was the one foretold by the prophecy. During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a rousing success despite annoying the shit out of Whoopi Goldberg. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that had absolutely zero friends. Refusing to listen to everybody else for a change, she re-dedicated herself to attempting to pilot her Jaeger sober and as usual, is really shitting the bed. Critics have described her partying style as "second-rate weaksauce", while mostly everybody else has described it as "brutally effecient" and "some of the coolest mayhem since Bruce Lee destroyed all of my friends." Psyche eval recommendation: Promote immediately. Geek dating and social networking for awesome people. Sign Up. Join OtakuBooty! OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products.