Michi is currently piloting MOIST MAIDEN with carrie
MOIST MAIDEN's special combat abilities are known to include:
Steampowered Wedgie
Million-Bodycheck Formation
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to embarrass Kaiju and supply helpful blowjobs to civilians. Cannot be damaged by ice-based caresses. Sometimes, homeless men have envied the pilots' sexual health. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will explode randomly, killing everybody inside, every so often. One thing is certain: these pilots are smoking hot and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to asskicking.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with loving parents in the peaceful suburbs of Hell itself. Existence didn't really change much when parents were fellated by ninjas. It was at the age of 19 that she stopped being a huge pussy. Spent the next several seconds getting her ass kicked in a filthy comic book store. Each withering fuck-up was a step toward the bloody satisfaction that most people would stay the fuck away from.
Schooled in some homeless guy's alleyway where she studied Eastern religion, where it soon became apparent that absolutely nobody was ever going to give a shit about her. With a fighting style that combined the lewdness of the toughest son-of-a-bitch you ever met with senseless passion, termed "Ferocious Falcon Style", she soon gained the erections of hippies.
After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a splendid failure despite infuriating everybody in the Western Hemisphere. Thanks to her efforts, most of the city was saved and the rest was pretty happy about it.
Refusing to rest on her laurels, she dedicated herself to attempting to pilot her Jaeger sober and as usual, is really shitting the bed.
Haters have described her robot piloting style as "weak-ass dick-slapping", while mostly everybody else has described it as "awesome" and "some of the best mayhem since Mike Tyson sexually dominated all of my friends."
Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.
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