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Skump

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About Skump

Age: 28
Gender: M
Location: State College, PA

Joined: 4 years ago on 01/30/10
Last Visit: 8 months ago
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“i suck at spelling”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“i like to exercise and anything outside (and i do mean anything).”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“line cook at mad mex state college, proffesional asshole”

What's your dream job?

“honestly i don'y know yet. i just want to get paid to skump around all day”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“........stoopid fly.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“anyone with similar interests”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“ehh.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“jeez........dragon ball (all types), trigun, cowboy bebop, gundam wing, yu yu hakusho, robotech, tenchi muyo, macross, escaflowne, i could keep going for way too long.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“everything.......seriously! even country!”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“i love to watch anime, and i do own a little something from my favorite shows......just a little”

Into games? List your favorites!

“old school, atari, nes, and snes, and i just busted out my gameboy again.”

Jaeger Assignment

Skump is currently piloting MYSTERIOUS BEEFCAKE with bluemajik

MYSTERIOUS BEEFCAKE's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Nimble Frying Pan
  • Sixty Four-Haymaker Inferno

DOSSIER: Likes to help friendly forces by improving their offensive capabilities. Impervious to melancholy. As we all know that one of its most controversial moments of the war occured during Operation Resilient Unicorn when the pilots sacrificed several hundred puppies in order to save several terabytes of pornography. At times, the pilots' parents have complimented the pilots' ability to chug a six-pack. The only question facing these pilots, who everybody is pretty sure are direct blood relatives, is this: can they destroy the Kaiju without pulverizing each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of lima beans and gin. Existence threw a fucking curveball when friends were killed by creepy street artists. It was at the age of 19 that he swore revenge. Reluctantly spent the next several years fucking people up in a secret warehouse. Each withering moment was a step closer to the ultimate revenge that that his sense of honor demanded.

Schooled at Yale where he studied his own genitals for hours on end, where it soon became apparent that he was the type of person that never gets invited to parties.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up thing that legends are made of despite "accidentally" killing his copilot. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju a code name of "Ass Chuckle" which meant nobody really took it seriously, despite the fact that it was actually pretty tough.

When the dust settled after the touching Kaiju battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to the newly-created title of Lord Not-To-Be-Fucked-With by pretty much the only other person that was still alive.

"You, you can study the training videos all you want," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there partying, and half of your robot is on fire and the other half is severely damaged you better forget everything you think you know and adapt to the crazy situation right in front of you. If you don't, you're fucked. Believe me, this is one soldier who totally gets that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.

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