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Hasuko

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About Hasuko

Age: 33
Gender: F
Location: Port Hueneme, CA

Joined: 9 years ago on 03/03/10
Last Visit: 9 years ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“It is doubtful these cannons were made for firing gentlemen, but I see no other means of traversing this terrain.”

What do you do for fun?

“Gaming, trolling, and generally being awesome.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I work in IT. I scanlate manga too, but it doesn't pay anything.”

What's your dream job?

“Working with animals - such as in adoption centres, finding them homes, etc. - especially cats and dogs.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I own two giant mario mushroom plushies.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Fun people who are just nice to be around.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Hum.. That's a toughie. It might work for some people, but it's never worked for me.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Glass Mask, Liar Game, Kimi ni Todoke, Boku no Hatsukoi Kimi ni Sasagu, Kimi no Iru Machi, Otoyomegatari, Onihime VS, Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, Ikigami, Dokuhime, Watashi ni XX Shinasai!, Ane Doki”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Asaki, Girugamesh, BUCK-TICK and Sakurai Atsushi, Kagrra,, Anberlin, VAST, Enya, Clannad, Ohguro Maki, Rise Against, Buckethead, Iced Earth, Blind Guardian, Dragonforce, TAQ (and bemani music in general), Gorillaz... I listen to a lot of everything.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I don't watch much anime. I read a lot of manga and I play a lot of TF2 though.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“BC2010.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Street Fighter III 3rd Strike, Team Fortress 2, Borderlands, Killing Floor, Titan Quest, Warhammer 40,000 Dawn of War, StarCraft, Warcraft III”

Jaeger Assignment

Hasuko is currently piloting DEPRAVED ERUPTION with kotoba

DEPRAVED ERUPTION's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Justice Stomp of Darkness
  • Toxic Scissor of Madness

DOSSIER: Primary function is to perform intense offense intended to annihilate the Kaiju by slaughtering their reproductive organs. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may act like a total asshole unless both pilots have been circumcised by the same doctors. The only question facing these pilots, who nobody has ever fucking heard of before, is this: can they kick the Kaiju without pulverizing each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Loving family provided a strict diet of popcorn and comic books. Existence didn't really change much when parents were seduced by an evil warlord. It was at the age of 23 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Each withering beat-down was a step toward the sensitive touching that her heart yearned for.

Unlocked her inner unicorn at Stanford where she studied Eastern religion, where it soon became apparent that she was probably destined to be homeless.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her debut fight against a kaiju was a rousing thing that legends are made of despite annoying the shit out of the old lady down the block. Thanks to her efforts, most of the town was saved and the rest was a goddamn mess.

When the dust settled after the grueling clusterfuck, pilot was reluctantly promoted to the general's dogwalker by some motherfucker with a bunch of medals on his chest.

Haters have described her combat aptitude style as "second-rate weaksauce", while others have described it as "the kind of thing you jack off to" and "some of the toughest Jaeger piloting since Godzilla invaded people left and right."

Psyche eval recommendation: Does not meet expectations.

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