spyrral Buster Machine No. 2263
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About spyrral Age: 40 Gender: M Location: Los Angeles, CA Joined: 13 years ago on 06/15/04 Last Visit: 22 months ago Status: No Fat Chicks Type: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: Yes Privileges Expire: Never!
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“See you in OB 2.0!”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
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“Guys or girls!”
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“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
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spyrral is currently piloting
EARTHQUAKE VOLCANO with Devi
EARTHQUAKE VOLCANO's special combat abilities are known to include:
Austistic Machine Gun Thousand-Choke-Hold Tantrum
DOSSIER: Primary function is to unleash sporadic offense intended to confuse the Kaiju by fucking up their reproductive organs. May be vulnerable to bad advice. As we all know that one of its most celebrated moments of the war occured during Operation Heroic Unicorn when the pilots sacrificed two or three schoolchildren in order to save a single flower. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are fun-loving and like nothing better than to kick some Kaiju brains.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was the kind of 'earthy' lesbian that has huge arms and is really into the Indigo Girls. Father was a brillian scientist. At an early age, showed no promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 5 that he had a sex change. Eventually, he mastered the techniques of babysitting. Each grueling fuck-up was a step toward the bloody satisfaction that his parents expected from him.
Educated at Oxford where he studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that he was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day. With a fighting style that combined the speed of a seasoned expert with never-before-seen brutality, termed "Ferocious Falcon Style", he soon gained the attention of some homeless guy. After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent triumph despite killing basically everybody. Due to his actions, most of the town was saved and the rest was pretty happy about it. Following the touching battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to Corporal by the President of what remained of the world. "The thing is," says his commander, "He'd be a lot better at fucking up some fucking Kaiju if he hugged a puppy once in a while. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that." Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved. Geek dating and social networking for awesome people. Sign Up. Join OtakuBooty! OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products.