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Caerulea

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About Caerulea

Age: 34
Gender: F
Location: New York, NY

Joined: 10 years ago on 03/15/10
Last Visit: 7 years ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I'm kind of shy, but a very active person. I like to try new things whenever possible. I am very accepting of people for who they are.”

What do you do for fun?

“I like to dance, ice-skate, and roam about the city with my friends. I also enjoy rock climbing, sewing, writing, and many other things that I am very bad at doing. ”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I manage a lab full of sea creatures...and people. Mostly I go to school where I prepare to be a corporate slave. Or a psychologist. Same thing, right?”

What's your dream job?

“X-wing pilot. Seriously.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“People often give me octopus-related gifts and I've been called "The Rat Whisperer."”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys!”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“I would like to meet an active and interesting lady who shares similar interests. I would also like to make some more friends who like gaming/anime/whatever.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Do not want.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Fairy Tail, Gurren Lagann, Hikaru no Go, Kashimashi ~Girl Meets Girl~, Kyou Kara Maou, Prince of Tennis, Princess Tutu, The Meloncholy of Suzumiya Haruhi, Yami no Matseui, Yu-Gi-Oh, etc. ”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“J-pop, American Hip-Hop, J-rock, alt-rock. Almost anything.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Watching anime, trying to read manga in Japanese, playing GTA (never gets old)”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Otakon probably, and NY Comic Con or whatever it is this year. ”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Kingdom Hearts I & II, Halo 2, and GTA. I haven't played anything recently. I need gaming buddies rather desperately!”

Jaeger Assignment

Caerulea is currently piloting SEXUAL PUNISHER with Gendy

SEXUAL PUNISHER's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Nothingness Jump-Kick
  • Thousand-Bash Attack of Damnation

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to annihilate Kaiju and supply suicidally-insane blowjobs to other Jaegers. Cannot be damaged by fire-based Kaiju. As we all know that one of its most controversial moments of the war occured during Operation Heroic Sword when the pilots sacrificed countless kittens in order to save this one guy nobody even likes. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may explode randomly, killing everybody inside, if the pilots don't really have their shit together. The only question facing these pilots, who are bitter ex-lovers, is this: can they destroy the Kaiju without pulverizing each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of grain alcohol and intellectual stimulation. Greatly devastated by the painful goiter loss of father because it was her idea in the first place. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 23 that she discovered bathing. Decided to spend the next several hours fucking people up in a filthy comic book store. Each erotic yeast infection was a step closer to the bloody satisfaction that that her sense of honor demanded.

Found herself at Stanford where she studied economics, where it soon became apparent that she was the type of person that never gets invited to parties. With a fighting style that combined the lewdness of a drunken sailor with never-before-seen levels of violence, termed "Invincible Bastard Style", she soon gained the erections of perverts all over the world.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her debut fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked triumph despite infuriating her mother. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that had absolutely zero friends.

Refusing to learn a lesson, she dedicated herself to opening her hearts to change and has no fucking idea what she's doing.

Haters have described her combat aptitude style as "embarrassing weaksauce", while people who actually know what she's talking about have described it as "basically her new religion" and "some of the coolest mayhem since gonhorrea ravaged a bus-load of orphaned babies."

Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.

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