Caerulea

Age: 34
Gender: F
Location: New York, NY

Joined: 10 years ago on 03/15/10
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Caerulea is currently piloting SEXUAL PUNISHER with Gendy

SEXUAL PUNISHER's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Nothingness Jump-Kick
• Thousand-Bash Attack of Damnation

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to annihilate Kaiju and supply suicidally-insane blowjobs to other Jaegers. Cannot be damaged by fire-based Kaiju. As we all know that one of its most controversial moments of the war occured during Operation Heroic Sword when the pilots sacrificed countless kittens in order to save this one guy nobody even likes. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may explode randomly, killing everybody inside, if the pilots don't really have their shit together. The only question facing these pilots, who are bitter ex-lovers, is this: can they destroy the Kaiju without pulverizing each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of grain alcohol and intellectual stimulation. Greatly devastated by the painful goiter loss of father because it was her idea in the first place. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 23 that she discovered bathing. Decided to spend the next several hours fucking people up in a filthy comic book store. Each erotic yeast infection was a step closer to the bloody satisfaction that that her sense of honor demanded.

Found herself at Stanford where she studied economics, where it soon became apparent that she was the type of person that never gets invited to parties. With a fighting style that combined the lewdness of a drunken sailor with never-before-seen levels of violence, termed "Invincible Bastard Style", she soon gained the erections of perverts all over the world.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her debut fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked triumph despite infuriating her mother. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that had absolutely zero friends.

Refusing to learn a lesson, she dedicated herself to opening her hearts to change and has no fucking idea what she's doing.

Haters have described her combat aptitude style as "embarrassing weaksauce", while people who actually know what she's talking about have described it as "basically her new religion" and "some of the coolest mayhem since gonhorrea ravaged a bus-load of orphaned babies."

Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.