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Cinderella

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About Cinderella

Age: 32
Gender: F
Location: Saint Joe, IN

Joined: 15 years ago on 06/15/04
Last Visit: 5 years ago
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Jaeger Assignment

Cinderella is currently piloting EAGLE RUFFIAN with emkay

EAGLE RUFFIAN's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Magnificent Elbow Wedgie
  • Labia-Mounted Chainsaw

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply ferocious massages to other Jaegers, even during the frenzy of full-force brawls. We can safely say historians will eventually salute the pilots for their role in Operation Flagrant Sword, during which most of Chicago was destroyed in an effort to ...well, for no apparent reason, but it looked really cool. One thing is certain: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and have one purpose, which is to fingerbang some Kaiju emotions.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a loving parent. Father was a brillian scientist. Profoundly affected by the death of her hamster at one really bizarre county fair. At an early age, showed much promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with discipline. It was at the age of 23 that she reached puberty. As time progressed, she learned the techniques of babysitting. Each suprisingly filthy lesson was a step toward the bloody satisfaction that that her sense of honor demanded.

Befriended a troupe of playful cats despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because of having nothing better to do.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a completely insane success despite "accidentally" killing her copilot. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that seemed to be addicted to heroin or something.

In the aftermath of the heroic but sort of misguided clusterfuck, pilot was angrily promoted to Corporal by her first grade teacher.

"People need to understand, you can study the training videos all you want," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there trying to save the Earth, and somebody offers you a beer you better forget everything Mommy said and adapt to the fucked-up situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, everybody's going to think you're a pussy. Believe me, this is one crazy asshole who understands that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Just needs cuddling.

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