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About gabi

Age: 31
Gender: F
Location: Arnold, MO

Joined: 10 years ago on 03/24/10
Last Visit: 10 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hola!! I love havin fun n jokin around w my friends. I hate fake ppl they hav no room in my life so keep them as far from me as I possible (lol). Love livin my life as best as i can n not ready to settle down. Life is short so ay ke aprovechar!!!”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“plays farmville ALOT, txt my buds, read mags, chill w my buds, go clubbin, ect.... wat any1 my age would do (lol)”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“waitress”

What's your dream job?

“surgeon”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“my unc n friend bought me a vibrator tht my friend's parents found”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“totally for them”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Vampire Knight, Fruits Basket, Tenchi Universe, Dragon Ball, Bleach, Naruto, Spirited Away, Nausica of the Valley of the Wind, My Neighbor Totoro, Princess Mononoke, Only the Ring Finger Knows, Happy Hustle High”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“jazz, anime soundtracks, blues, sum rock, pop, R&B, rap, bachata, vallenato, baladas/romanticas, reggeaton, salsa, cumbia, n just about anything w a guitar”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“watching anime, drawing anime (not very good), reading manga, playin loads of video games”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Mario Bros., Yoshi's Island, PacMan, Dynasty Warriors”

Jaeger Assignment

gabi is currently piloting HUNK RACER with BassMan405

HUNK RACER's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Penis-Mounted Arrow
  • Sixty Four-Punch Inferno

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply suicidally-insane repair services to civilians, even during the confusion of night-time combat. Top-secret scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Secret Freedom, a plan to use a game-changing, secret fried chicken recipe to decisively end Obamacare. In the past, other Jaeger pilots have envied the pilots' dedication to asskicking. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will perform like a real pussy unless both pilots have been circumcised by the same doctors. The only question facing these pilots, who are bitter ex-lovers, is this: can they take a huge shit on the Kaiju without fingerbanging each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a drunken brawler. Father was a brillian scientist. At an early age, showed much promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 23 that she reached puberty. Each erotic lesson was a step away from the ultimate revenge that her heart yearned for.

Unlocked her inner unicorn in a den of thieves where she studied whatever the fuck she felt like studying, where it soon became apparent that she was probably destined to be homeless. With a fighting style that combined the speed of a bull with sizzling levels of violence, termed "Elegant Monkey Style", she soon gained the erections of hippies.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her debut fight against a kaiju was a delightful thing that legends are made of despite annoying the shit out of her mother. Thanks to her efforts, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was pretty fucked-up to begin with so who cares really.

Deciding to learn a lesson, she re-dedicated herself to shaving her pubes and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.

"The thing is," says her commander, "She'd be a lot worse at not completely getting the shit kicked out of her if she opened up her hearts. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"

Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.

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