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Anaka

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About Anaka

Age: 38
Gender: F
Location: Blacksburg, VA

Joined: 16 years ago on 06/17/04
Last Visit: 8 years ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Slightly on the weird side”

What do you do for fun?

“Music, yell at people, read”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Banking”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“have to see the humor in everything... i even laugh during a serious conversation... IS that rude?”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Just want to make friends”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Good as long as you make it work.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“MANGA WHORE ---- cheeky angel, lament of the lamb, sensual phrase, chobits, ceres, rahxephon, soul to seoul, tramps like us, hot gimmick, w juliet, midori no hibi, duck prince, desire, kill me - kiss me, confidential confessions, fruits basket”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Rock, Jazz, some Country, practically anything of the Electronica genres, R&B, Pop, Asian, French.. Whatever is good!”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Manga as usual”

Into games? List your favorites!

“DDR, Animal Crossing”

Jaeger Assignment

Anaka is currently piloting PASSIONATE EXCELLENCE with DTX

PASSIONATE EXCELLENCE's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Wrathful Baseball Bat
  • Triple-Headbutt Volley

DOSSIER: Job is is to supply much-needed massages to basically anybody who asks, even during the mayhem of night-time skirmishes. The only question facing these pilots, who are bitter ex-lovers, is this: can they piss all over the Kaiju without fingerbanging each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a loving parent. Father was a mild-mannered librarian. Existence didn't really change much when imaginary friends were seduced by giant robots, which is kind of a recurring here here. It was at the age of 19 that she discovered bathing. Gradually, she mastered the secrets of oral hygeine. Each surpising yeast infection was a step toward the true mastery of self-control that that her sense of honor demanded.

Unlocked her inner unicorn on the streets where she studied Eastern religion, where it soon became apparent that she was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a rousing affair despite killing her best friend. Due to her actions, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was consumed by Biebermania.

Refusing to get a clue, she dedicated herself to essentially being a huge pussy and is basically doing alright.

"The thing is," says a homeless guy we spoke to, "She'd be a lot worse at something other than this if she stopped being an asshole. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Does not meet expectations.

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