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Age: 38Gender: MLocation: Perry Hall, MD
Joined: 9 years ago on 05/10/10Last Visit: 3 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 481 days from now
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“i like 80s music. a lot. and indie rock. someone said i'm a hipster too. i like to look fresh like a prince. i like to sing and write songs. i'm in a band called Die Hard Cafe. one day i will be rich.”
What do you do for fun?
“writing music and making art”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
What's your dream job?
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“i spent horrorfind as a member of brokencyde and signed autographs”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Here to make friends only”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“cromartie, rin, bebop, flcl, azumanga, excel, higu, cat girl nuku, under arrest, so many i dont feel like naming”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“captain ahab, vocaloid, shibuya kei, visual kei, chiptune, electro, 80s, indie rock, INDIE ROCK”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“love anime, but i'm very particular. i really love live action J movies. i am also pretty big into touhou and vocaloid.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“ maybe bootycon, maybe otakon, bit gen, tmg, magfest”
Into games? List your favorites!
“shmups, 1st person shooters. single player only. i'm a loner, baby. and i suck so i don't compete or pay for gold account.”
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Lord Not-To-Fucked-With is currently piloting NIMBLE LUMBERJACK with Orgato
NIMBLE LUMBERJACK's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply helpful repair services to basically anybody who asks, even during the confusion of desperate brawls. In the past, homeless men have complimented the pilots' choice of personal grooming habits. The only question facing these pilots, who are simmering with sexual tension, is this: can they piss all over the Kaiju without fucking up each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of daily swordfighting lessons and intellectual stimulation. Life threw a fucking curveball when parents were kidnapped by ninjas. It was at the age of 19 that he discovered bathing. Gradually, he totally failed to unlock the secrets of babysitting. Each enchanting lesson was a step away from the sensitive touching that his heart yearned for.Slept with a village of hobos despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because sometimes life is crazy like that. With a fighting style that combined the lewdness of a drunken sailor with depressingly inconsistent sensuality, termed "Invincible Falcon Style", he soon gained the sensitive touchings of his master.During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a rousing triumph despite infuriating Whoopi Goldberg. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju with unmatched power and ferocity.When the dust settled after the heroic but sort of misguided Kaiju battle, pilot was angrily promoted to the newly-created title of Lord Not-To-Fucked-With by his commanding officer."The thing is," says a homeless guy we spoke to, "He'd be a lot worse at piloting giant robots if he stopped being an asshole. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.
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