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Jugs

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About Jugs

Age: 29
Gender: F
Location: Rosemead, CA

Joined: 4 years ago on 05/22/10
Last Visit: 3 years ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I bite. You've been warned”

What do you do for fun?

“I love cosplaying- went to my first convention this year as Poison Ivy”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Secretary”

What's your dream job?

“Accountant (yeah, I'm boring)”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I give my mother sexy underwear for christmas. I have the best family ever.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“I like people who are silly and light-hearted like me.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Can't handle them- not enough cuddling.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“My favorite hands down is Escaflowne. I haven't seen much, but I like to watch it if I can.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I'm a total video game nerd- huge Zelda fangirl.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Going to Anime Expo! So excited!”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Zelda, any type of puzzle game, etc.”

Jaeger Assignment

Jugs is currently piloting SURREAL ROCKY with Dirk Gently

SURREAL ROCKY's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Devil's Staff of Nothingness
  • Overwhelming Nipple Blast

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to destroy Kaiju and supply courageous repair services to other Jaegers. May be vulnerable to bad advice. Everybody agrees: these pilots are fun-loving and have one purpose, which is to take a huge shit on some Kaiju friends.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a famous CEO. Father was one hell of a guy -- had the kind of pecs you'd kill for. Profoundly affected by the conversion to Islam of family dog at one really bizarre county fair. At an early age, showed much promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 6 that she discovered bathing. Eventually, she learned the secrets of babysitting. Each joyful beat-down was a step away from the ultimate revenge that her heart yearned for.

Educated in a den of thieves where she studied economics, where it soon became apparent that she was a once-in-a-lifetime talent. With a fighting style that combined the tendency toward inappropriate touching of a drunken sailor with senseless brutality, termed "Ferocious Monkey Style", she soon gained the attention of nudists.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her debut fight against a kaiju was a rousing affair despite "accidentally" killing her mother. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that had absolutely zero friends.

In the aftermath of the heroic but sort of misguided battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to General by by popular demand.

So-called experts have described her sensual kissing style as "second-rate bullshit", while people who actually know what she's talking about have described it as "awesome" and "some of the coolest mayhem since gonhorrea sexually dominated most of my hometown."

Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.

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