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JackFox

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About JackFox

Age: 32
Gender: M
Location: Hauppauge, NY

Joined: 9 years ago on 06/29/10
Last Visit: 8 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hello, I'm here to put a smile on your face”

What do you do for fun?

“Lazer Tag and Graphic Design work, also need my nekkid time ^^”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Design logos, paint, looking for a job (hopefully in modeling ^^)”

What's your dream job?

“work for Nintendo, create video games, have my name up in lights, or nude model (that's if I am at wits end)”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“losing a bet, was forced to dye my hair blonde, 1 week later i looked like Archie from the Comics”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“perveted kinds that don't cross the line”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“they suck, since i know the feeling of missing your loved one for so long. But I'm willing to do what I can”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“GetBackers, Buso-Renkin, Yu-Yu Hakusho, Negima!, Liar Game, Berserk, They are My Noble Masters, BLACK LAGOON”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Pop, Rock, Electronica, Techno, Hip-Hop, Rock”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Not obsessed, but I love to watch anime, read manga, cosplay, chill on days when we need to wind down and I'm a casual gamer”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Otakon, Nyaf, Katsucon, I-CON, AnimeNext”

Into games? List your favorites!

“The Legend of Dragoon, Final Fantasy, Dance Dance Revolution, Beatmania, any First Person Shooter, Smash Bros. Mario kart (I Love Games, but I'm not glued to them ;-) )”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“Escanova”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Halo, Splinter Cell, TBA”

Jaeger Assignment

JackFox is currently piloting JUGGERNAUT BEEFCAKE with lykopis783

JUGGERNAUT BEEFCAKE's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Titanium Frying Pan Formation of Desperation
  • Breathtaking Staff

DOSSIER: Primary function is to unleash strategic offense designed to attack the Kaiju by pulverizing their brains. Everybody agrees: these pilots are erotic and live to eradicate some Kaiju friends.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of grain alcohol and church-going. Life didn't really change much when nipples were kidnapped by creepy street artists. It was at the age of 23 that he had his entire body replaced by cyborg components. Each surpising fuck-up was a step toward the ultimate revenge that his heart yearned for.

Mentored by the greatest Jaeger pilot of all time despite being completely blind because his mother forced him to. With a fighting style that combined the lewdness of a seasoned expert with senseless speed, termed "Invincible Monkey Style", he soon gained the erections of some homeless guy.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up affair despite "accidentally" killing everybody in the Western Hemisphere. Classified intel indicates most of the town was saved and the rest was pretty happy about it.

Refusing to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, he re-dedicated himself to becoming a sassy black woman and as usual, is really shitting the bed.

Experts have described his Jaeger tactics style as "embarrassing dick-slapping", while mostly everybody else has described it as "basically his new religion" and "some of the best Jaeger piloting since Arnold Schwartzeneggar invaded people left and right."

Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.

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