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Dirk Gently

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About Dirk Gently

Age: 37
Gender: M
Location: Philadelphia, PA

Joined: 9 years ago on 06/30/10
Last Visit: 4 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I want to know what a Bollywood homage to Warren Zevon would really sound like. It also share a dream to have a chorus of Nazi Generals singing 'Purple Rain' in German.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“I'm your dashing man about town. Someone who struts his stuff with a fine cigar in hand & a witty reparte on his tongue.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I'm a hard-bitten journalist in the backwater of a major metropolis, plus I do a little acting and take my role of style icon seriously. Just ask Kev.”

What's your dream job?

“Travel writer and famed movie sidekick. ”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I have a McManus Rosary from The Boondock Saints given to me by Troy Duffy himself. True Story. ”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“A companion with a fondness for good food, craft beer, wit, Doctor Who, and can handle the unpredictable.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“"They gave hypocrite judgements, after the fact; but the name of the game is Be Hit and Hit Back."”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“I enjoy re-reading Warren Ellis' Transmetropolitan and other comics. I'm a HUGE Doctor Who addict and a keen Douglas Adams fan..”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Duran Duran, Depech Mode, Pet Shop Boys, Muse and any New Wave, and Classic Alternative. Classical composers like Berlioz, Bach, Mozart, etc., Orbital is also fun. ”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Although I did get a sweet Nintendo 3DS, I'm not a player, I just tweet a lot ...@MrBScally”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Went to the Philadelphia Tattoo Arts convention, that was fun. Doubt I'd have a tat done during one though...too much distraction for the artist. ”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Any FPS will do but I am very fond of Return to Castle Wolfenstein, Emperor: Battle for Dune, Settlers of Cataan, Star Wars:CCG, Risk 2210, Mario Kart, etc. ”

Jaeger Assignment

Dirk Gently is currently piloting SURREAL ROCKY with Jugs

SURREAL ROCKY's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Devil's Staff of Nothingness
  • Overwhelming Nipple Blast

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to destroy Kaiju and supply courageous repair services to other Jaegers. May be vulnerable to bad advice. Everybody agrees: these pilots are fun-loving and have one purpose, which is to take a huge shit on some Kaiju friends.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of lima beans and religion. Existence threw a fucking curveball when nipples were seduced by ninjas. It was at the age of 5 that he dedicated himself to vengeance. As time progressed, he mastered the secrets of babysitting. Each sexual moment was a step away from the kind of shit that his heart yearned for.

Found himself at M.I.T. where he studied pretty much anything his voracious mind could consume, where it soon became apparent that he was a true genius. With a fighting style that combined the sexual prowess of a seasoned expert with senseless levels of violence, termed "Ferocious Bastard Style", he soon gained the sensitive touchings of pretty much everybody.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane crowd-pleaser despite impregnating his best friend. Due to his actions, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was covered in blood.

Following the touching Kaiju battle, pilot was immediately promoted to Chief Asskicker by his commanding officer.

So-called experts have described his Jaeger tactics style as "embarrassing ass-grabbing", while mostly everybody else has described it as "seriously cool" and "some of the coolest stuff since Godzilla ravaged nipples everywhere."

Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.

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